Help! I've been cornered by a Mutant

[Bazooka]

Please guys I need support Asap as soon as possible, I've only gone and got myself cornered by a Mutant. It(can't tell gender as the genital area is all warped), its got big biceps, 3 tongues, fingers are dry, and love handles to die for.

Anyway its giving me riddles to answer, and if I get them wrong, it will batter me. I ain't got much time, first riddle:

"Sometimes I eat, sometimes I dance, but I never sleep. What am I?"

[seepage]

just twat it with your broadsword you idiot

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"Sometimes I eat, sometimes I dance, but I never sleep. What am I?"

Neighbours?

[Bazooka]

Neighbours?

Ooh, yes it accepts the answer thanks.

[Bazooka]

just twat it with your broadsword you idiot

I'm over encumbered and can't move. Anyway its just hissed and puked the next riddle:

"You can find me high, can find me low, neither beast nor man, and can only work night shifts. What am I?"

[Gregory Torso]

David Hasselhoff

[St_Eddie]

Pfft!  Get back to me when you encounter a Super Mutant, ya big jessie.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I'm over encumbered and can't move. Anyway its just hissed and puked the next riddle:

"You can find me high, can find me low, neither beast nor man, and can only work night shifts. What am I?"

Discard Ebony Cuirass

Do it

[the]

"You can find me high, can find me low, neither beast nor man, and can only work night shifts. What am I?"

Colin Bennett

[Bazooka]

Discard Ebony Cuirass

Do it

But that's worth a fortune.

[Bazooka]

Colin Bennett

Cheers,it accepted, I actually said Alan Bennett by mistake but its a fucking moron and didnt notice.

[Bazooka]

David Hasselhoff

I'll use that as a lifeline answer next.

[Bazooka]

Fuucckkkk!!! Its just stepped nearer, my heart is pounding.

Quickly; " I taste sweet, I taste bitter, I taste salty, but never see the sunrise, what am I?"

[canadagoose]

Is it a ninja turtle?

[Alberon]

Fuucckkkk!!! Its just stepped nearer, my heart is pounding.

Quickly; " I taste sweet, I taste bitter, I taste salty, but never see the sunrise, what am I?"

I know this one!

Barrow-in-Furness bus depot!

[Bazooka]

Its a turtle in a Barrow-Upon-Furness bus station, bloody obvious, thanks squires, I owe you one.

The mutant draws nearer still, YIKEs, its gurgling another riddle at me:

"I dream, but dare not think, my back is hard and made of paper, what am I?"

[chveik]

a big egg

[St_Eddie]

"I taste sweet, I taste bitter, I taste salty, but never see the sunrise, what am I?"

A sweetroll.

[Inspector Norse]

"I dream, but dare not think, my back is hard and made of paper, what am I?"

Kenny Loggins?

[BlodwynPig]

Fuucckkkk!!! Its just stepped nearer, my heart is pounding.

Quickly; " I taste sweet, I taste bitter, I taste salty, but never see the sunrise, what am I?"

Dead man's cum

[BlodwynPig]

Its a turtle in a Barrow-Upon-Furness bus station, bloody obvious, thanks squires, I owe you one.

The mutant draws nearer still, YIKEs, its gurgling another riddle at me:

"I dream, but dare not think, my back is hard and made of paper, what am I?"

A paperback book

[PlanktonSideburns]

I think he died guys

[Bazooka]

A paperback book

B-I-N-G-O, you've saved my hide.

[Bazooka]

I think he died guys

Not yet, the Mutant has grown weary, but its spluttered yet another heinous riddle from its hole:

" I'm friendly but also horrible, I'm ugly but also beautiful, I'm melted but also frozen, I'm perfect but also a knobhead, what am I?"

[Lordofthefiles]

The Chuckle Brothers

[willpurry]

Please guys I need support Asap as soon as possible, I've only gone and got myself cornered by a Mutant. It(can't tell gender as the genital area is all warped), its got big biceps, 3 tongues, fingers are dry, and love handles to die for.

Anyway its giving me riddles to answer, and if I get them wrong, it will batter me. I ain't got much time, first riddle:

"Sometimes I eat, sometimes I dance, but I never sleep. What am I?"

Is this the mutant?  She says something about 'biceps hummers', suggesting that she's partly bee.

https://www.herbicepscam.com/KissMyABC/profile/

[the]

" I'm friendly but also horrible, I'm ugly but also beautiful, I'm melted but also frozen, I'm perfect but also a knobhead, what am I?"

Walt Disney

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What's the least amount of mutants that people here in the Metro letters page have been cornered by?

In the past I have been successfully cornered by zero mutants; is this a record?

[poo]

#Clowne

[madhair60]

Not yet, the Mutant has grown weary, but its spluttered yet another heinous riddle from its hole:

" I'm friendly but also horrible, I'm ugly but also beautiful, I'm melted but also frozen, I'm perfect but also a knobhead, what am I?"

This poster?