Author Topic: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth  (Read 8724 times)

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2019, 10:26:17 AM »
RIGHT YOU FUCKERS


BlodwynPig

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2019, 10:50:53 AM »
Plankton

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2019, 12:37:30 PM »
Smashed it mate.

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2019, 07:24:03 PM »
yeah. coming in at slightly under the specified dimensions there

Where were these dimensions specified? I’ve never done it before.

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2019, 07:27:26 PM »
In the rules.

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2019, 10:18:58 PM »
I can’t see a rules thread. There’s nowt pinned.

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2019, 10:42:57 PM »

pancreas

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2019, 11:03:33 PM »
What a terrible ghastly embarrassment. When aliens come to take over and sort out Brexit, the optics of this thread will not be a constructive element in our negotiations.

alan nagsworth

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2019, 11:32:55 PM »
what the goddamn fuck is happening in here

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2019, 03:48:12 AM »
How is this on two pages and the match isn't even over. What is going on. Where are we

touchingcloth

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2019, 09:18:30 AM »

alan nagsworth

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2019, 09:45:39 AM »
Gotta admit the last two shots have really made me laugh a lot though

Is it ... is it over or is this still going or what

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2019, 09:51:39 AM »
Pancreas

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2019, 10:25:25 AM »
Some people just want to watch the world burn.

Plankton.

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2019, 10:38:05 AM »
Plank

Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2019, 10:48:08 AM »
Plankton

alan nagsworth

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2019, 10:52:24 AM »
Plankton

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2019, 11:17:55 AM »
Plank

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2019, 11:24:09 AM »
touching cloth because he broke all the rules.

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2019, 11:26:24 AM »
Let's recap:
- I nearly missed the deadline to post my first shot
- I fucked up the dimensions when I did
- My first and second efforts were, to be as charitable as possible, deserving of grave

And yet I'm losing in the votes? No justice.

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #50 on: July 10, 2019, 12:14:20 PM »
Plankton, but the fuzz should investigate any suspicious betting patterns on this one.

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #51 on: July 10, 2019, 12:28:09 PM »
To all the haters: this was actually the best wimblewrong thread ever made.

It has a dynamic: if your opening shot is multiple honeybear's tounges flying out of Diana's anus, each one strangling different royal baby, then where do you go from there?

It has drama: questioning of the rules, arguments, meta commentary on the state of wimblewrong in a post truth society

And also some other reasons

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #52 on: July 10, 2019, 12:45:58 PM »
To all the haters: this was actually the best wimblewrong thread ever made.

It has a dynamic: if your opening shot is multiple honeybear's tounges flying out of Diana's anus, each one strangling different royal baby, then where do you go from there?

It has drama: questioning of the rules, arguments, meta commentary on the state of wimblewrong in a post truth society

And also some other reasons

Considering changing my vote after this. Shambles.

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #53 on: July 10, 2019, 12:47:20 PM »
plankton

PlanktonSideburns

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #54 on: July 10, 2019, 12:51:36 PM »
Considering changing my vote after this. Shambles.

You love this chaos. Be honest with yourself

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #55 on: July 10, 2019, 01:13:09 PM »
cloth for cheating

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #56 on: July 10, 2019, 01:42:56 PM »
Plankton for the super-sarky second shot.

Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #57 on: July 10, 2019, 01:58:02 PM »
Plank.

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Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #58 on: July 10, 2019, 02:47:27 PM »
Plankton. I did enjoy this match a lot though, if only for it's all round daftness.

Re: wimblewrong 2019 round 1: Plankton v touchingcloth
« Reply #59 on: July 10, 2019, 07:27:11 PM »
Best match so far: cloth for his first one.