Well I make that 14.5 to 3.5 to Zong. Happy enough with that but politely conceed.
I now officially have a streak of two-years one-and-done much like the barren years of 1980's British Men's Tennis. I shall be back next year and playing dirty by strictly enforcing the 72 hour rule in an attempt to lift the country's spirits like a shit Jeremy Bates. Good luck Zomg and thanks to everyone who has supported me through this. Where do I claim my £20k first-round participation winnings?
(I am really disappointed not one of you realised that I had translated and photoshopped the entire lyrics to Pearl Jam's Jeremy into Chinese behind Cunt mind)
