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Lordofthefiles

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Groucho Marx is at the door...
« on: July 06, 2019, 07:51:10 AM »
Just woke from a dream in which I was convinced that the phrase "Grouch Marx is at the door" was a legitimate variation on "I'm touching cloth".

What abstract, yet believable, things have come to you in dreams?

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2019, 08:18:10 AM »
Would Groucho Marx’s door knocker be the turtle’s head?

Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2019, 08:20:39 AM »
Something about wanking and putting the ejaculate under your pillow and in the AM there'd be bacon there. Upon waking I remember feeling like this was a perfectly logical alternative to the tooth fairy; however Im not so sure now

Lordofthefiles

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2019, 08:27:01 AM »
Would Groucho Marx’s door knocker be the turtle’s head?

Imagine a cigar popping through a letterbox - forever.
- George Orwell



PS: please don't feel obliged to change your username... You'll be compelled to do that by international euphemism law soon enough.

Lordofthefiles

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2019, 08:37:15 AM »
Something about wanking and putting the ejaculate under your pillow and in the AM there'd be bacon there. Upon waking I remember feeling like this was a perfectly logical alternative to the tooth fairy; however Im not so sure now

That would work, but only if you put the spunk there with a watch battery.

It's the same process scientists are using to grow burgers in laboratories (they use bull juice though, obviously) in the hope that they can feed the third world in the coming century.

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2019, 08:44:22 AM »
[tag]I don’t care to land in a toilet that accepts people like me as members.[/tag]



(Could only be half-bothered with that one, as you can see.)

Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2019, 12:22:27 PM »
Least you tried.

Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2019, 12:29:22 PM »
When I was a kid I had a dream that I was on a holiday with my family and we had somehow lost our money, so we stopped at a mechanics, because in my dream there was a law that obligated businesses of any sort to give food to any family with children if the family were having sudden money problems. The mechanics gave us a loaf of brown bread in a dusty plastic tub that had been used to hold various bits of hardware.

I thought about this dream recently when I heard that the Scottish Government were looking at making entitlement to food a fundamental right.

Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2019, 12:33:37 PM »
My wife informed that I once said 'I'll put a brick up your kilt' in my sleep.

This was long before I knew Gout_Pony.

Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2019, 01:05:56 PM »
And he says "I don't want to come into any house that would have me in their house".

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2019, 01:09:23 PM »
Skid Marx

Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2019, 02:10:31 PM »
A shite at the opera

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2019, 02:16:54 PM »
Cack Soup

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2019, 03:22:44 PM »
Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo, Gummo, Crappo.

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2019, 03:54:43 PM »
Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo, Gummo, Crappo.

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2019, 08:11:26 PM »
Flywheel, Shitter and Flywheel

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2019, 09:15:57 PM »
Cack Soup
Wish that was my bloody username.

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2019, 11:49:09 PM »
Two nights ago, I had a dream that David Lynch told me to cook a hamburger (using the term “a big old patty”) in coconut oil, with a pinch of salt, and then grate pineapple over the burger when ready before eating it in a brioche bun.

I’m going to bloody well try it this week.

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2019, 02:01:12 AM »
Just woke from a dream in which I was convinced that the phrase "Grouch Marx is at the door" was a legitimate variation on "I'm touching cloth".

What abstract, yet believable, things have come to you in dreams?

If he was at the door you may very well see his cigar first, so it's a pretty good euphemism.  Well done your subconscious mind.

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2019, 03:12:14 AM »
If he was at the door you may very well see his cigar first, so it's a pretty good euphemism.  Well done your subconscious mind.

There I was picturing his moustache

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2019, 06:41:15 AM »
There's somebody at the door
There's somebody at the door
There's somebody at the door
There's somebody at the door

Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2019, 06:31:41 PM »
4/4 on the floor,
groucho marx is at the door,


Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2019, 07:44:10 PM »
Groucho's Rusty Letterbox.

Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2019, 07:46:12 PM »
A Day at the Faeces.

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2019, 05:11:46 AM »
A shite at the opera

A Night at the Plopera

Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2019, 11:06:40 AM »
Animal Cackers

Captain Z

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2019, 11:37:13 AM »
Someone please let the man in.

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Re: Groucho Marx is at the door...
« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2019, 12:29:51 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: July 11, 2019, 01:46:04 PM »