Things we won't have to worry about any more once we're out of the EU

[popcorn]

Fridges of warm Coke in airport WH Smiths

Odd veg

Fatties

Bad buildings

[Lordofthefiles]

1. The guilt of cooking the smallest child in the family to fend off starvation.

2. Slaughtering the neighbours in a peak of avarice over their thriving turnip patch.

[popcorn]

Garlic

[seepage]

Olives (except on the buses ones)

[seepage]

Wine in little jugs with bas-relief lemons on.

Bas-relief lemons.

[Replies From View]

Coins with their faces decoiled

Masterhands or the Lynoc Conspiracy

[rasta-spouse]

1. Teen-bouncers of Penge
2. Religionz
3. The Darkness comeback
4. inherent sadness of unread paperbacks

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The rancid vaginas of the Swiss

[Sebastian Cobb]

Human rights.

[rasta-spouse]

5. Rorschach tests where raspberries are used
6. elastic bands with magnets on the end which make a groaning sound when pulled through tungsten cylinders
7. greyscale printouts of the Viper Room
8. old wheelbarrows on tips that've been kicked by enlisted men
9. people addressing you, "Hey Essé!" at tube stations
10. courtroom sketch artists who have lazy lobs on at work
11. birds that tuck their heads under their wing

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

- The brackish piss nymphs of North Liguria
- XVII Division Tyrolean Fist Raiders
- Polenta
- Thuringian bollock electrocution Saturday
- The quarterly Silesian Glans Audit
- Kashubians going mental after being asked about either Kasabian or cashew nuts
- The Hanseatic Forced Sex KREW (est. 1534)
- Shit pillows

[Sin Agog]

Picking up scrunched-up receipts after attempting to throw them into the bin from six inches away and missing.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Bregenz Jeb Ends

[rasta-spouse]

12. yoga centre hubris
13. tesco finest ovulations
14. unripe mangoes which have little mouths on them
15a.the desperate need to re-evaluate Clive Anderson's body of work and see something positive in it
15b.magicians that finish their acts by reading your mind and telling you that you're "a nascent poof"
16. thumb crotches of recently divorced men walking across country roads holding shoplifted Horse & Hounds
17. seasonal grandfathers with barely visible crystals forming on their foreheads
18. Paw Paw Joggy Joggy (the original cut)
19. copies of A.C. Grayling's undergrad final-year dissertation floating in estuaries
20. nano-onions

[Cuellar]

Johns Bishop

[Pingers]

The agony of choosing where to go on holiday, complex travel plans an dat shit. Instead, taking the charabanc to Skeggy like in the old days and having sex with a dusty uncle in an ochre boarding house.