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« on: July 07, 2019, 06:58:46 PM »


In the top 15 reasons why the British shouldn't be completely ruled out as a dead loss, #cancelled, then gassed.

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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2019, 07:02:00 PM »
His nipples are wonky.

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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2019, 07:11:53 PM »
I read somewhere that this was an insult to a nearby tribe. Something like, "Ha ha ha, look at Clive the massive cock."

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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2019, 07:12:10 PM »
As well as the priapism, infinitely flexible arms like Mr Tickle.  I bet he's been in bed, fancied a biscuit, and stretched an arm down to the cookie jar in the kitchen!

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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2019, 07:16:58 PM »
Sure a bunch of druids do that to a hill and it's a piece of British heritage, I do it in a bit of wet cement and a pcso tells me to wait there until uniform arrives.

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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2019, 07:18:12 PM »
I read somewhere that this was an insult to a nearby tribe. Something like, "Ha ha ha, look at Clive the massive cock."

He's got to be getting his head on that for me Clive

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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2019, 07:19:34 PM »
The butt plug he's holding is the massivest thing in that picture.

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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2019, 07:35:00 PM »
I like how this is seen as being culturally and historically significant and something to be in awe of and yet when I draw men with massive great cock on the fields of England, it's "vandalism".  Hypocrites.

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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2019, 07:38:31 PM »
I like how this is seen as being culturally and historically significant and something to be in awe of and yet when I draw men with massive great cock on the fields of England, it's "vandalism".  Hypocrites.

Basically Sebastian Cobb's joke but thanks for showing up.

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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2019, 08:37:22 PM »
I don’t know why everyone keeps going on about the erection on this hillside carving. It seems quite modest and unassuming really.





I’m implying I have a massive cock.

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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2019, 08:50:40 PM »
so maybe is a space alien with a head. is possible.

interesting thing is: space alien wear som TIHTS and he make a hole in TIGTS and he put his pinto and TESTES through the TGHTS ,,,,,, to show me?

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« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2019, 09:00:41 PM »
Of course it's well renowned as a vital piece of British history but I draw a similar picture and I'm kicked out of medicine for good.

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« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2019, 09:03:55 PM »


In the top 15 reasons why the British shouldn't be completely ruled out as a dead loss, #cancelled, then gassed.
The guy obviously had talent, that's the tragedy.

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« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2019, 09:06:06 PM »
so maybe is a space alien with a head. is possible.

interesting thing is: space alien wear som TIHTS and he make a hole in TIGTS and he put his pinto and TESTES through the TGHTS ,,,,,, to show me?

by the time I'm finished with them we're all wearing tigts etcetera

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« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2019, 09:12:41 PM »
I hope they catch whoever's killing these horny giants.

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« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2019, 09:15:00 PM »
By the looks of that casual shrug he's doing I'd say it was more of a passive hard on

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« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2019, 09:15:33 PM »
Mad how when some pagans drop some big stones in a field people call it a tourist attraction but when I drop some bricks onto cars off a motorway bridge it's seen as reckless endangerment of life

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« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2019, 09:18:19 PM »
i think general consensus this is a 17thc pastiche and a jab at Oliver Cromwell by a local royalist landowner

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« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2019, 09:23:57 PM »
I seem to remember seeing a Ken Russel short film on CH4 in the 90s where a wifie had a shuffle to herself on this lad's fella.

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« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2019, 09:30:07 PM »
If you substitute the club for a cricket bat that’s basically me.

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« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2019, 09:34:22 PM »
Honestly I've seen worse scrawled in hallways at work.

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« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2019, 09:45:22 PM »
I admire anyone who can go into battle with a hard on. RIP giant.

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« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2019, 09:46:06 PM »
If you substitute the club for a cricket bat that’s basically me.
Third leg before wicket?

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« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2019, 09:49:11 PM »
There's no bellend, and there should be an arc of spunk emitting from the tip. They didn't even bother putting a few hairs on the balls.


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« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2019, 09:49:37 PM »
This is treated like an archaeological treasure yet when i drew something similar on my neighbour's shed the police started poking their noses in.

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« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2019, 09:59:02 PM »


"Oh, I like this one. One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy with the massive hard on's sayin’, ‘Whaddaya want from me?’"

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« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2019, 10:10:02 PM »
People treat this like some kind of prehistoric tour de force yet when I carve something similar into a Cambodian child’s torso they treat me like some kind of monster.

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« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2019, 10:14:47 PM »
Classic Brexiteer Gammon. This on the other hand is the Remainer version (got his arms round a couple of Poles):


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« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2019, 10:25:29 PM »

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« Reply #29 on: July 07, 2019, 11:31:55 PM »
Honestly I've seen worse scrawled in hallways at work.

Me too. But then, I do work at the Tate Modern.

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