Massive Hard on

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

In the top 15 reasons why the British shouldn't be completely ruled out as a dead loss, #cancelled, then gassed.

[Absorb the anus burn]

His nipples are wonky.

[kalowski]

I read somewhere that this was an insult to a nearby tribe. Something like, "Ha ha ha, look at Clive the massive cock."

[shiftwork2]

As well as the priapism, infinitely flexible arms like Mr Tickle.  I bet he's been in bed, fancied a biscuit, and stretched an arm down to the cookie jar in the kitchen!

[Sebastian Cobb]

Sure a bunch of druids do that to a hill and it's a piece of British heritage, I do it in a bit of wet cement and a pcso tells me to wait there until uniform arrives.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I read somewhere that this was an insult to a nearby tribe. Something like, "Ha ha ha, look at Clive the massive cock."

He's got to be getting his head on that for me Clive

[sponk]

The butt plug he's holding is the massivest thing in that picture.

[St_Eddie]

I like how this is seen as being culturally and historically significant and something to be in awe of and yet when I draw men with massive great cock on the fields of England, it's "vandalism".  Hypocrites.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I like how this is seen as being culturally and historically significant and something to be in awe of and yet when I draw men with massive great cock on the fields of England, it's "vandalism".  Hypocrites.

Basically Sebastian Cobb's joke but thanks for showing up.

[Alberon]

I don't know why everyone keeps going on about the erection on this hillside carving. It seems quite modest and unassuming really.





I'm implying I have a massive cock.

[Ronalado]

so maybe is a space alien with a head. is possible.

interesting thing is: space alien wear som TIHTS and he make a hole in TIGTS and he put his pinto and TESTES through the TGHTS ,,,,,, to show me?

[kalowski]

Of course it's well renowned as a vital piece of British history but I draw a similar picture and I'm kicked out of medicine for good.

[kalowski]

In the top 15 reasons why the British shouldn't be completely ruled out as a dead loss, #cancelled, then gassed.

The guy obviously had talent, that's the tragedy.

[a duncandisorderly]

so maybe is a space alien with a head. is possible.

interesting thing is: space alien wear som TIHTS and he make a hole in TIGTS and he put his pinto and TESTES through the TGHTS ,,,,,, to show me?

by the time I'm finished with them we're all wearing tigts etcetera

[batwings]

I hope they catch whoever's killing these horny giants.

[alan nagsworth]

By the looks of that casual shrug he's doing I'd say it was more of a passive hard on

[sponk]

Mad how when some pagans drop some big stones in a field people call it a tourist attraction but when I drop some bricks onto cars off a motorway bridge it's seen as reckless endangerment of life

[idunnosomename]

i think general consensus this is a 17thc pastiche and a jab at Oliver Cromwell by a local royalist landowner

[Rizla]

I seem to remember seeing a Ken Russel short film on CH4 in the 90s where a wifie had a shuffle to herself on this lad's fella.

[poo]

If you substitute the club for a cricket bat that's basically me.

[alan nagsworth]

Honestly I've seen worse scrawled in hallways at work.

[Bazooka]

I admire anyone who can go into battle with a hard on. RIP giant.

[kalowski]

If you substitute the club for a cricket bat that's basically me.

Third leg before wicket?

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

There's no bellend, and there should be an arc of spunk emitting from the tip. They didn't even bother putting a few hairs on the balls.


D-
V. Poor
See me after class

[gib]

This is treated like an archaeological treasure yet when i drew something similar on my neighbour's shed the police started poking their noses in.

[alan nagsworth]

"Oh, I like this one. One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy with the massive hard on's sayin', 'Whaddaya want from me?'"

[Emotional Support Peacock]

People treat this like some kind of prehistoric tour de force yet when I carve something similar into a Cambodian child's torso they treat me like some kind of monster.

[studpuppet]

Classic Brexiteer Gammon. This on the other hand is the Remainer version (got his arms round a couple of Poles):

[Norton Canes]

His nipples are wonky

That's spaff

[Paul Calf]

Honestly I've seen worse scrawled in hallways at work.

Me too. But then, I do work at the Tate Modern.

No, really, the pleasure's been all mine...