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Re: Massive Hard on
« Reply #30 on: July 08, 2019, 12:06:31 AM »
That's spaff

Anyone else read that in Bob Holness's voice? da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daaaaa

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Re: Massive Hard on
« Reply #31 on: July 08, 2019, 01:15:25 AM »
Basically Sebastian Cobb's joke but thanks for showing up.

Oops.  You're quite correct.  My bad.

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Re: Massive Hard on
« Reply #32 on: July 08, 2019, 07:28:34 AM »
If you isolate the middle bit, it's not a massive hard-on it's just a cat going 'shush'.

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Re: Massive Hard on
« Reply #33 on: July 08, 2019, 07:34:26 AM »


In the top 15 reasons why the British shouldn't be completely ruled out as a dead loss, #cancelled, then gassed.

This was ages ago though. 

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Re: Massive Hard on
« Reply #34 on: July 08, 2019, 07:44:15 AM »
There should be a lady version. Y'know, for all the dads to enjoy.

I reckon a massive stone recreation of Barbara Windsor's bikini top flying off in Carry On Camping would be ideal.

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« Reply #35 on: July 08, 2019, 07:49:02 AM »
The guy obviously had talent, that's the tragedy.

Only if it’s a self-portrait.

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« Reply #36 on: July 08, 2019, 09:36:13 AM »
Remarkably preserved given the geological shifts in the landscape since it was supposedly created. Is this near Salisbury?

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« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2019, 12:12:45 PM »
The wanker’s looking for his giant white horse with his cock out.  I have no patience for him.


BlodwynPig they keep going back over him with chalk to stop him fading.

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Re: Massive Hard on
« Reply #38 on: July 08, 2019, 12:22:53 PM »
Five times the size of your British hard ons.

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« Reply #39 on: July 08, 2019, 12:42:05 PM »
BlodwynPig they keep going back over him with chalk to stop him fading.

He's the Trigger's Broom of British Heritage Sites

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Re: Massive Hard on
« Reply #40 on: July 08, 2019, 06:16:15 PM »
I seem to remember seeing a Ken Russel short film on CH4 in the 90s where a wifie had a shuffle to herself on this lad's fella.

Is that the one where it turns out the mechanical buzzing noise is not a vibrator but a breast pump?

Re: Massive Hard on
« Reply #41 on: July 11, 2019, 01:49:12 AM »
Sure a bunch of druids do that to a hill and it's a piece of British heritage, I do it in a bit of wet cement and a pcso tells me to wait there until uniform arrives.

i hope you walked away briskly while muttering "no, no thankyou"