Massive Hard on

[Colin Sanction]

That's spaff

Anyone else read that in Bob Holness's voice? da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-daaaaa

[St_Eddie]

Basically Sebastian Cobb's joke but thanks for showing up.

Oops.  You're quite correct.  My bad.

[koeman]

If you isolate the middle bit, it's not a massive hard-on it's just a cat going 'shush'.

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In the top 15 reasons why the British shouldn't be completely ruled out as a dead loss, #cancelled, then gassed.

This was ages ago though. 

[imitationleather]

There should be a lady version. Y'know, for all the dads to enjoy.

I reckon a massive stone recreation of Barbara Windsor's bikini top flying off in Carry On Camping would be ideal.

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The guy obviously had talent, that's the tragedy.

Only if it's a self-portrait.

[BlodwynPig]

Remarkably preserved given the geological shifts in the landscape since it was supposedly created. Is this near Salisbury?

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The wanker's looking for his giant white horse with his cock out.  I have no patience for him.


BlodwynPig they keep going back over him with chalk to stop him fading.

[Captain Z]

Five times the size of your British hard ons.

[Lordofthefiles]

BlodwynPig they keep going back over him with chalk to stop him fading.

He's the Trigger's Broom of British Heritage Sites

[mothman]

I seem to remember seeing a Ken Russel short film on CH4 in the 90s where a wifie had a shuffle to herself on this lad's fella.

Is that the one where it turns out the mechanical buzzing noise is not a vibrator but a breast pump?

[José]

Sure a bunch of druids do that to a hill and it's a piece of British heritage, I do it in a bit of wet cement and a pcso tells me to wait there until uniform arrives.

i hope you walked away briskly while muttering "no, no thankyou"