Reasons we should not give Neil money

[pancreas]

Will spend on drugs
Will spend on drink
Will finance terrorism
Doesn't deserve our pity
Not bald
Smells
Is going to be dead soon anyway so what's the point

[DrGreggles]

I'll just send him some cat food then.

[pancreas]

I'll just send him some cat food then.

And you think he'll actually give it to the cat?

No, mate. It'll be flogged at a car boot and the proceeds spent on drugs.

Either that or he'll eat it himself. Wouldn't bother, mate.

[Glebe]

It's the 'will finance terrorism' one for me. They make the bombs down here, so I'll try and stop him if he uses his ill-gotten gains to manufacture a suspect device here in deh republic of oirland.

[Ferris]

I sent him a tenner - is there any way to stop this being used for bad things like drugs and that?

[Barry Admin]

Only posting as you seem to be serious - fair enough if you're not, I'm exhausted and can't really tell.

Thank you, I don't have access to drugs, and simple tasks such as getting to/using the toilet are now incredibly laborious, hazardous and demanding of great concentration and coordination. Combining all that with drugs would be very dangerous.

Instead I'll be giving the tenner directly to terrorists for bombs and stuff.

[Ferris]

Instead I'll be giving the tenner directly to terrorists for bombs and stuff.

Thank god! Was worried for a sec.

[pancreas]

Only posting as you seem to be serious - fair enough if you're not, I'm exhausted and can't really tell.

Thank you, I don't have access to drugs, and simple tasks such as getting to/using the toilet are now incredibly laborious, hazardous and demanding of great concentration and coordination. Combining all that with drugs would be very dangerous.

Instead I'll be giving the tenner directly to terrorists for bombs and stuff.

Er, can you get out of our subforum, please? This is for our poo and wee jokes, or where we try to say cum as many times as possible in a single sentence.

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simple tasks such as getting to/using the toilet are now incredibly laborious, hazardous and demanding of great concentration and coordination.

Mate you should keep all the money for something nice, not waste it all on going to the toilet.

[St_Eddie]

Neil - flushing donations down the toilet.

[Chollis]

Er, can you get out of our subforum, please? This is for our poo and wee jokes, or where we try to say cum as many times as possible in a single sentence.

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The sacred words that return the main forum slugs from whence they came.

[Cuellar]

He'll just flog it down the car boot.

"How much is that tenner mate?"

"20p son"

[imitationleather]

The best thing about drugs is that they're all nice and legal.