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Gayest living human
« on: July 08, 2019, 11:14:28 AM »
Who do you feel is the living human being who most absolutely embodies homosexuality? Who is the most archetypal, dare I say stereotypical gay human being? If thread is offensive please PM me for a frank apology.

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2019, 11:17:31 AM »
Inspector Montalbano.

Chollis

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2019, 11:18:19 AM »
Just seen your dad

Cuellar

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2019, 11:18:44 AM »
Problematic

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2019, 11:19:31 AM »
50 Shades of Gay

Dr Rock

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2019, 11:21:19 AM »
Gordon Ramsay

Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2019, 11:21:46 AM »
This thread has already gone wrong. It was meant to be a frank celebration of the homosexual sexuality but has already descended into crass "humour"

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2019, 11:44:26 AM »
Gaylord Feltch of Rim, Gayboy County, Massachusetts.

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2019, 11:52:56 AM »
I was going to suggest Peter *****, who was in the year below me at school, but in a shock revelation recently someone on our past pupils Facebook page told us he is in fact straight, married and has three children. Honestly, nobody (and I really mean nobody) saw that one coming....

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2019, 11:56:29 AM »
Alyssa Edwards from RuPaul.

Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2019, 11:56:47 AM »
I was going to suggest Peter *****, who was in the year below me at school, but in a shock revelation recently someone on our past pupils Facebook page told us he is in fact straight, married and has three children. Honestly, nobody (and I really mean nobody) saw that one coming....

Fascinating. PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT SOME CUNT I'VE NEVER HEARD OF AND HAVE NO FRAME OF REFERENCE FOR. CHRIST JOCKICE. ACTUAL.

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2019, 12:01:04 PM »
Roy Hodgson?

Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2019, 12:02:34 PM »
The gayest man I can think of at the moment is Rylan Clark.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2019, 12:15:00 PM »
Fascinating. PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT SOME CUNT I'VE NEVER HEARD OF AND HAVE NO FRAME OF REFERENCE FOR. CHRIST JOCKICE. ACTUAL.

In that case

Sean Minnikin from School

Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2019, 12:29:09 PM »
it's you op xD

Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2019, 12:43:06 PM »
From the state of their posts it has to be this woofter, makes Alan Carr look like Ernest Hemingway.

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2019, 12:47:42 PM »
Ooooh! Why's that then? (I'll scratch your eyes out, you bitch!)

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2019, 12:55:24 PM »
In the old-fashioned sense of the word I'd say Bob Mortimer because of his joyous cheeky grin.

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« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2019, 01:06:16 PM »
Ian

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« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2019, 01:09:57 PM »

Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2019, 01:16:43 PM »
Richard Simmons.

Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2019, 01:32:31 PM »
First, I'd like to make it clear that I find this thread problematic in the extreme.

Second, Nick Knowles:


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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2019, 01:41:26 PM »
Gary Futureparty

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2019, 01:41:34 PM »
From the state of their posts it has to be this woofter, makes Alan Carr look like Ernest Hemingway.

Which posts, the ones about Blackadder or Monty Python or the Two Ronnies or Stewart Lee or MAD Magazine? Or the ones where I'm questioning the forum's political consensus without adequate rebuttal? I also just spotted this in the Who's A Cunt Now thread:

this fucker

Starting to look like a snippy vendetta! How thrilling. I feel though I should point out that we have far more in common than that which divides us. Not my words, cold meat platter, the words of JFK, and a Pope, and Obama, and indeed Jo Cox, although it never quite rings true when Labour's hardcore try to convince people that they really believe that.

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2019, 01:43:27 PM »
I can never tell if people are falling for that or just responding with the "Reverse Pelswick".

Chollis

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2019, 01:46:17 PM »
that is amazing

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #26 on: July 08, 2019, 02:16:12 PM »

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #27 on: July 08, 2019, 02:39:23 PM »
First para comes across as genuine; second para makes it fairly clear it wasn't.

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Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #28 on: July 08, 2019, 02:46:31 PM »
Just in case it's genuine, give that cunt some abuse on facebook while you're at it

I mean, I haven't made my mind up on many major issues so I'm not what you'd call anyone's ideological opponent, and I hope I don't pose a threat to anyone. I remain optimistic that someone will win me over to the side of rightness and goodness with common sense and eloquence, but in the meantime, any abuse you want to give that cunt you're best off giving here.

Re: Gayest living human
« Reply #29 on: July 08, 2019, 02:48:20 PM »
I want to say Dale Winton or that bloke with the beard who looks like a Team America marionette.