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Gayest living human

Started by madhair60, July 08, 2019, 11:14:28 AM

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thenoise


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

Quote from: Jockice on July 08, 2019, 11:52:56 AM
I was going to suggest Peter *****, who was in the year below me at school, but in a shock revelation recently someone on our past pupils Facebook page told us he is in fact straight, married and has three children. Honestly, nobody (and I really mean nobody) saw that one coming....

What are the asterisks hiding? There's five of them, so was his name Peter Queer?

Jockice

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on July 08, 2019, 03:28:28 PM
What are the asterisks hiding? There's five of them, so was his name Peter Queer?

Peter Poofy actually. No, there should have been six. I miscounted. it was a type of fruit, which of course everyone thought was very apt. But wasn't really.

Quote from: Jockice on July 08, 2019, 11:52:56 AM
I was going to suggest Peter *****, who was in the year below me at school, but in a shock revelation recently someone on our past pupils Facebook page told us he is in fact straight, married and has three children. Honestly, nobody (and I really mean nobody) saw that one coming....

I experienced the reverse of that. There was a kid at school called Simon ***** who was a legendary shagger. Simon was the lad all the girls wanted and he was more than happy to oblige. None of the rest of us really got a look in and he always had someone on his arm. So imagine the utter astonishment when he came out as gay in college.

BlodwynPig


Quote from: bgmnts on July 08, 2019, 02:48:20 PM
or that bloke with the beard who looks like a Team America marionette.

Quote from: Nice Relaxing Poo on July 08, 2019, 12:02:34 PM
The gayest man I can think of at the moment is Rylan Clark.


DrGreggles

I was at school with a Chinese kid with the first name 'Gay'.
Obviously we handled this with maturity...

In the 3rd year he changed his name to 'Peter'.

I used to know a a girl with the first name Geigh. A daft bloke she was going out with did a homemade tattoo of what he thought her name was on his wrist and was walking around thereafter with GAY written in childish script on his wrist. This obviously went down a treat in 1990s Teeside.

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Oh that reminds me of a famous joke


What does a homosex horse sound like

GEIGH

hummingofevil

Classic confusion of gay and camp. Expected more from this place.

What about Danny D the pornstar? He is gay isn't he? I'm sure i read somewhere he doesn't even consider himself bisexual. Imagine being so gay that the fact that you literally fuck hundreds of women a year doesn't even make you doubt for a minute. Wish I was that gay.

studpuppet

Quote from: DrGreggles on July 08, 2019, 07:09:22 PM
I was at school with a Chinese kid with the first name 'Gay'.
Obviously we handled this with maturity...

In the 3rd year he changed his name to 'Peter'.

You think it ends at school? I've worked with Wee Kok and Fanny Tang in my time. (The best thing about those two names is that, if you google them, you don't get ANY smutty results)

Cloud


DrGreggles

Quote from: studpuppet on July 08, 2019, 10:19:59 PM
You think it ends at school? I've worked with Wee Kok and Fanny Tang in my time. (The best thing about those two names is that, if you google them, you don't get ANY smutty results)

A classic soft drink.



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Quote from: Huxleys Babkins on July 10, 2019, 10:45:45 AM
The circle of camp life

Blur meets The Lion King.  Sounds great.

imitationleather



Cuellar


Inspector Norse


José

it used to be julian clary but these young bucks are out-gaying him at every turn.

The Bumlord

Quote from: Cuellar on July 10, 2019, 11:00:53 AM
Dale Winton's fucking dead?!? EH???

Too gay for this world :(

thenoise

Quote from: hummingofevil on July 08, 2019, 07:53:53 PM
Classic confusion of gay and camp. Expected more from this place.

What about Danny D the pornstar? He is gay isn't he? I'm sure i read somewhere he doesn't even consider himself bisexual. Imagine being so gay that the fact that you literally fuck hundreds of women a year doesn't even make you doubt for a minute. Wish I was that gay.

Hilarious to think that all the time he is banging the hottest chilcks in the business he is desperately trying to imagine some gay guy's fat hairy smelly bum hole in order to maintain his erection.

I thought gay material paid better tbh (for men), but probably out of date. I doubt there's much money to be made anywhere anymore, except cam site type stuff.

José

Quote from: thenoise on July 10, 2019, 03:52:00 PM
desperately trying to imagine some gay guy's fat hairy smelly bum hole in order to maintain his erection.

they have pills for that sort of thing now.

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Quote from: José on July 10, 2019, 04:08:50 PM
they have pills for that sort of thing now.

Those are for getting rid of the images, not to put them in your head even more so you can't get your erection to subside.