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Dex Sawash

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Re: .. And legend has it that this place is haun....
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2019, 09:07:39 PM »


The best bit was the ouija board. It was moving around from letter to letter, making absolutely no sense. It was then that the psychic announced that the spirit was there, they were just illiterate.

My name is Raymond Day and this is Paraside


BlodwynPig

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Re: .. And legend has it that this place is haun....
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2019, 09:16:13 PM »
Why no Roman ghosts? They were in charge of England for centuries! They were always shagging and murdering each other.

But no. It’s always just medieval and later for ghosts. Were ghosts only invented in the 14th century? And why don’t we see any from the 1990s or the millennium? Maybe we do and don’t realise it as they don’t look that out of place yet.

Roman ghosts in Cumbria, marching army over hill seen by hundreds between the 18th and 20th centuries.

A motorway now.

True story from my book of Cumbrian ghosts

alan nagsworth

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Re: .. And legend has it that this place is haun....
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2019, 09:21:01 PM »
It's no rumour that my anus is haunted. £10 a go if anyone wants to have a wander round it.

Re: .. And legend has it that this place is haun....
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2019, 10:02:41 PM »
Its lucky its a Roman soldier - an image burned into the shared conscience - ghost and not a Roman blacksmith or something.

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Re: .. And legend has it that this place is haun....
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2019, 10:19:26 PM »
There used to be loads of Roman ghosts but you don't see them anymore, one theory is they have been stone-taped over.

BlodwynPig

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Re: .. And legend has it that this place is haun....
« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2019, 08:01:07 AM »
Its lucky its a Roman soldier - an image burned into the shared conscience - ghost and not a Roman blacksmith or something.

In broken Britain how can you tell the difference between a Roman blacksmith ghost and a poor?

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Re: .. And legend has it that this place is haun....
« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2019, 08:12:31 AM »
It's all in the hammer action.  Always the hammer action.  Famous for it, those Roman blacksmith ghosts.  The poor, not so much.  They're generally too fixated by their White Lightning and their flat screen TVs to achieve a decent blow.  Apart from Kevin's mum, the hussy.

BlodwynPig

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Re: .. And legend has it that this place is haun....
« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2019, 08:16:06 AM »
Must have bern roman blacksmith ghost not thug beating the crap out of a tramp then