Author Topic: Is biggy alright?  (Read 4088 times)

Blue Jam

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2019, 11:43:02 AM »
I think he's just taking a bit of time off and relaxing with his agents:

https://youtu.be/sDWPWoGSjMw

biggytitbo

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2019, 05:54:15 PM »
I posted a very sexy picture of Ding Junhui in the Snooker 2019 thread, perhaps that was too much for him.

Awww, come back Biggy, and don't let the buggers grind you down.

You may appreciate this picture I have up at work -


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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #62 on: July 13, 2019, 06:19:11 PM »
That's a shit work wall.

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #63 on: July 13, 2019, 06:22:33 PM »
I'm surprised you consider keeping Willy Thorne in a dungeon "work", Biggy.

Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #64 on: July 13, 2019, 06:25:40 PM »
Wouldn't be surprised if the remain lobby has kidnapped him and taken over his account. The three week absence was obviously when they were trying to torture his password out if him. Wonder how they finally got him to snap.

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #65 on: July 13, 2019, 06:29:35 PM »
Wouldn't be surprised if the remain lobby has kidnapped him and taken over his account. The three week absence was obviously when they were trying to torture his password out if him. Wonder how they finally got him to snap.

...Willy Thorne in a dungeon...

Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #66 on: July 13, 2019, 06:35:41 PM »
Wouldn't be surprised if the remain lobby has kidnapped him and taken over his account. The three week absence was obviously when they were trying to torture his password out if him. Wonder how they finally got him to snap.

he's behind you.

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #67 on: July 13, 2019, 06:37:20 PM »
I'm surprised you consider keeping Willy Thorne in a dungeon "work", Biggy.


It's impossible to incarcerate Willy Thorne as he has mastered the ability to teleport after carefully studying the captured alien tech he keeps in his shed. This mainly involved him hitting it with a ball hammer but he got the gist eventually.

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #68 on: July 13, 2019, 06:43:08 PM »
That's a shit work wall.


They tried to pass it off as 'industrial chic', but that was fooling nobody. In actual fact they just couldn't be bothered to pay to have it refurbished on the inside so its still a raw gutted industrial unit.

Blue Jam

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #69 on: July 13, 2019, 06:49:42 PM »
Nice to see you back Biggy. Were you trapped in Willie Thorne's shed? Did he wipe your memory before he released you?

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #70 on: July 13, 2019, 07:02:47 PM »
Nice to see you back Biggy. Were you trapped in Willie Thorne's shed? Did he wipe your memory before he released you?


I dread to think what he may have done as I also have an extremely sore anus.

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #71 on: July 13, 2019, 07:05:50 PM »
I dread to think what he may have done as I also have an extremely sore anus.

But the constipation is no long an issue?

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #72 on: July 13, 2019, 07:05:56 PM »
Did you read about that strange, poignant dream i had of you?

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #73 on: July 13, 2019, 07:11:57 PM »
Is buelligan back too?

biggytitbo

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #74 on: July 13, 2019, 07:13:57 PM »
Did you read about that strange, poignant dream i had of you?


I hope we were both rubbered up?

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #75 on: July 13, 2019, 07:26:13 PM »

I hope we were both rubbered up?

Lederhosen probably. Alpine hiking. But it was bittersweet.

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #76 on: July 13, 2019, 07:27:50 PM »
Lederhosen probably. Alpine hiking. But it was bittersweet.


As is life.

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #77 on: July 13, 2019, 11:43:07 PM »
X BIGGY




Biggy!

Blue Jam

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Re: Is biggy alright?
« Reply #78 on: July 14, 2019, 05:50:44 PM »
That's a shit work wall.

Bit harsh, but perhaps the Dingwall* does deserve a nice bit of brocade wallpaper or a coat of Farrow and Ball**.

*I really hope you actually call it that
**They've all had a coat of Farrow and Ball by the time etc