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Is biggy alright?

Started by Ferris, July 08, 2019, 07:56:23 PM

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Blue Jam

I think he's just taking a bit of time off and relaxing with his agents:

https://youtu.be/sDWPWoGSjMw

biggytitbo

Quote from: Blue Jam on July 08, 2019, 10:48:35 PM
I posted a very sexy picture of Ding Junhui in the Snooker 2019 thread, perhaps that was too much for him.

Awww, come back Biggy, and don't let the buggers grind you down.

You may appreciate this picture I have up at work -


Elderly Sumo Prophecy

That's a shit work wall.

Kelvin

I'm surprised you consider keeping Willy Thorne in a dungeon "work", Biggy.

sponk

Wouldn't be surprised if the remain lobby has kidnapped him and taken over his account. The three week absence was obviously when they were trying to torture his password out if him. Wonder how they finally got him to snap.

Paul Calf

Quote from: sponk on July 13, 2019, 06:25:40 PM
Wouldn't be surprised if the remain lobby has kidnapped him and taken over his account. The three week absence was obviously when they were trying to torture his password out if him. Wonder how they finally got him to snap.

Quote from: Kelvin on July 13, 2019, 06:22:33 PM
...Willy Thorne in a dungeon...

a duncandisorderly

Quote from: sponk on July 13, 2019, 06:25:40 PM
Wouldn't be surprised if the remain lobby has kidnapped him and taken over his account. The three week absence was obviously when they were trying to torture his password out if him. Wonder how they finally got him to snap.

he's behind you.

biggytitbo

Quote from: Kelvin on July 13, 2019, 06:22:33 PM
I'm surprised you consider keeping Willy Thorne in a dungeon "work", Biggy.


It's impossible to incarcerate Willy Thorne as he has mastered the ability to teleport after carefully studying the captured alien tech he keeps in his shed. This mainly involved him hitting it with a ball hammer but he got the gist eventually.

biggytitbo

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on July 13, 2019, 06:19:11 PM
That's a shit work wall.


They tried to pass it off as 'industrial chic', but that was fooling nobody. In actual fact they just couldn't be bothered to pay to have it refurbished on the inside so its still a raw gutted industrial unit.

Blue Jam

Nice to see you back Biggy. Were you trapped in Willie Thorne's shed? Did he wipe your memory before he released you?

biggytitbo

Quote from: Blue Jam on July 13, 2019, 06:49:42 PM
Nice to see you back Biggy. Were you trapped in Willie Thorne's shed? Did he wipe your memory before he released you?


I dread to think what he may have done as I also have an extremely sore anus.

Blumf

Quote from: biggytitbo on July 13, 2019, 07:02:47 PM
I dread to think what he may have done as I also have an extremely sore anus.

But the constipation is no long an issue?

BlodwynPig

Did you read about that strange, poignant dream i had of you?

Dex Sawash


biggytitbo

Quote from: BlodwynPig on July 13, 2019, 07:05:56 PM
Did you read about that strange, poignant dream i had of you?


I hope we were both rubbered up?

BlodwynPig

Quote from: biggytitbo on July 13, 2019, 07:13:57 PM

I hope we were both rubbered up?

Lederhosen probably. Alpine hiking. But it was bittersweet.

biggytitbo

Quote from: BlodwynPig on July 13, 2019, 07:26:13 PM
Lederhosen probably. Alpine hiking. But it was bittersweet.


As is life.

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien


Blue Jam

Quote from: Elderly Sumo Prophecy on July 13, 2019, 06:19:11 PM
That's a shit work wall.

Bit harsh, but perhaps the Dingwall* does deserve a nice bit of brocade wallpaper or a coat of Farrow and Ball**.

*I really hope you actually call it that
**They've all had a coat of Farrow and Ball by the time etc