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Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist

Started by alan nagsworth, July 09, 2019, 08:57:23 PM

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alan nagsworth


Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

I hope you did this while your hands were covered in your own anus blood.

alan nagsworth

it's the only way i've ever succeeded in this tournament

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien




alan nagsworth

In classic NAGSWORTH STYLE I'm at a gig tonight and tomorrow night,  and I was pissed up at a barbecue last night so this will get replied to on Saturday. I've spoken with hamfist privately and he not only acknowledges my hedonistic behaviour but actively encourages it!! So you're just gonna have to wait. Suck it up, buttercups.

alan nagsworth


PlanktonSideburns


Al Tha Funkee Homosapien


PlanktonSideburns


PlanktonSideburns

I played gigs on tue and wed night after work, and drunk heavily after both, and still managed to CRUSH my opposition AND trigger the wimble-libtards in one fell swipe. To steal the catchphrase of the Karlheinz Stockhausen of wimblerwong: have you thought about pulling yourself together?

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien


alan nagsworth

I'm tournament royalty mate I won this fucker in 20...10? Something like that

Anyway I can do what I want

PlanktonSideburns



hamfist


alan nagsworth

hehe thanks yeah, it helped that i woke up with one of those rare "good" hangovers where you feel fine and everything you say or do is hilarious and met with acclaim. i had a lot of fun listening to trap and making this picture for you

hamfist

#18
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Translations

Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

Nagsworth, although negative bonus points awarded for the cheek of having a FUCKING LIFE OUTSIDE WIMBLEWRONG.

Hamfist, a valiant effort, your second shot in particular is glorious, but the before mentioned scrote scrapes it on points.

selectivememory

Feels like a close one, hard to make a choice, but my heart says hamfist.

PlanktonSideburns


chveik


pancreas


hummingofevil

 Hamfist just for the seals. The seals made me laugh. Excellent stuff.

Absorb the anus burn


Ferris




All very good, but nagsworth #2 is clearly the winner. Smashed everyone in the face.