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alan nagsworth

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Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« on: July 09, 2019, 08:57:23 PM »
*dox!!!*



I am very sorry for the delay on this.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2019, 08:59:50 PM »
I hope you did this while your hands were covered in your own anus blood.

alan nagsworth

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2019, 09:03:08 PM »
it's the only way i've ever succeeded in this tournament

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2019, 09:04:09 PM »
Also excellent serve

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2019, 12:07:30 AM »
*donk!*


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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2019, 06:29:17 PM »
OK, this is good. Come on!

alan nagsworth

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2019, 07:48:44 PM »
In classic NAGSWORTH STYLE I’m at a gig tonight and tomorrow night,  and I was pissed up at a barbecue last night so this will get replied to on Saturday. I’ve spoken with hamfist privately and he not only acknowledges my hedonistic behaviour but actively encourages it!! So you’re just gonna have to wait. Suck it up, buttercups.

alan nagsworth

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2019, 07:49:24 PM »
Some of us have lives, you pathetic nerds.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2019, 08:08:10 PM »
Absolute shambles. Shameful

HAMFIST

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2019, 08:13:11 PM »
WimbleSHAMBLES

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2019, 08:14:05 PM »
So mad about this

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2019, 08:16:52 PM »
I played gigs on tue and wed night after work, and drunk heavily after both, and still managed to CRUSH my opposition AND trigger the wimble-libtards in one fell swipe. To steal the catchphrase of the Karlheinz Stockhausen of wimblerwong: have you thought about pulling yourself together?

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2019, 10:41:03 PM »
Nagsworthless Wimblewrong contestant.

alan nagsworth

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2019, 11:24:13 AM »
I’m tournament royalty mate I won this fucker in 20...10? Something like that

Anyway I can do what I want

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2019, 05:21:19 PM »
The prince Andrew of wimblewrong

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2019, 03:38:18 PM »
*CUM!!!*


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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2019, 06:53:22 PM »
fuck thass good Nags !!

alan nagsworth

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2019, 07:06:42 PM »
hehe thanks yeah, it helped that i woke up with one of those rare "good" hangovers where you feel fine and everything you say or do is hilarious and met with acclaim. i had a lot of fun listening to trap and making this picture for you

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2019, 11:01:32 PM »
*SPAFF!*



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Al Tha Funkee Homosapien

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2019, 11:29:17 PM »
Nagsworth, although negative bonus points awarded for the cheek of having a FUCKING LIFE OUTSIDE WIMBLEWRONG.

Hamfist, a valiant effort, your second shot in particular is glorious, but the before mentioned scrote scrapes it on points.

Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2019, 11:30:16 PM »
Feels like a close one, hard to make a choice, but my heart says hamfist.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2019, 11:36:52 PM »
Good all round

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2019, 11:41:02 PM »
hamfist

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2019, 11:54:53 PM »
nags

Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2019, 11:56:26 PM »
 Hamfist just for the seals. The seals made me laugh. Excellent stuff.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2019, 11:58:08 PM »
Nags.

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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2019, 11:58:54 PM »
Nags

Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2019, 12:09:21 AM »
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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2019, 12:23:32 AM »
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Re: Wimblewrong 2019 Round 1 - alan nagsworth vs. hamfist
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2019, 12:37:43 AM »
All very good, but nagsworth #2 is clearly the winner. Smashed everyone in the face.