Dr Mario World

[Twed]

I don't know what I was expecting from Nintendo's latest mobile game, but installing the app and being greeted a beaming Mario saying "Slap my four bitch nurses on the ass to get them across the finish line! Design-a your own nurse ass with custom pert and jiggle, and see which ass is the fastest!" took me by surprise.

[Consignia]

Totally unsurprised by the aggressive monetisation. Gaming on mobile is a total poison well.

[Jerzy Bondov]

Gave it a go and don't like it. Too many animations and shit when you just want to restart and have another go. Too easy to drag the pill down too far accidentally. All the mobile game money grubbing shite as well. SHIT GAME.

When they brought out that Mario game and it looked like Nintendo were going to make good phone games, that was a heady time.

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I quite like the arse wobble stuff, but when you pay for the premium version all the coins go into the back pocket of the arse, ruining it.