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American Pie is 20

Started by madhair60, July 10, 2019, 10:24:55 AM

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madhair60

So let's talk about the best movie ever made, American Pie, as well as its even better sequels.

Chollis

How bout that Stifler's mom ey fellas?

Pseudopath

You won't believe the places she stuck her flute. Number 7 will shock you!

Fambo Number Mive

Like American comedy television shows, everyone in this film is really wealthy aren't they? Wealthy perverts.

imitationleather

Obnoxious American punk music made by bands wearing oversized shorts.

Custard

Still think the first two are decent teen comedies. The second has loads of flab, mind. The scene with the lesbians goes on forever, and isn't very funny

The wedding one was passable, mainly saved by Stifler trying to pull her off Mad Men and eating dogshit.

Reunion was surprisingly alright. Maybe cos I'm the same sort of age as the characters it resonated with me on some level

So in closing your honour, the American Pie films are not bad

(The straight to video sequels don't exist)

madhair60

The straight-to-video ones got weirdly revolting in a way the theatrical ones never really did. One of them (possibly Naked Mile) opens with the main character having a fully nude living room standing wank to hardcore pornography, while wearing headphones. His family (obviously) walk in right as he finishes, and he accidentally jizzes all over his grandmother, who immediately has a heart attack and dies. Moving SWIFTLY on with the film

Sebastian Cobb

Can't wait for the next rehash were they can do the same joke with a VR helmet.

up_the_hampipe

Did American Pie invent the term MILF, or just popularise it?

St_Eddie

20 years since I sat in that cinema in Southampton, feeling horribly isolated and alien to humanity, as the crowds surrounding me laughed at a teenager sticking his dick into a pie.  20 years of feeling the same way ever since.  Here's to 20 more.

the grandma killed by jizz is indeed the Naked Mile, and is unequivocally one of the bleakest scenes in film history

buzby

Quote from: up_the_hampipe on July 10, 2019, 11:53:15 AM
Did American Pie invent the term MILF, or just popularise it?
Popularised it. It was first used in the 'mature porn' areas of the Usenet alt.binaries newsgroups in the early 90s.

Dex Sawash

Quote from: up_the_hampipe on July 10, 2019, 11:53:15 AM
Did American Pie invent the term MILF, or just popularise it?

milf is older than that. Not seen the film.

Jerzy Bondov

I really like Seann William Scott. He's funny. Stifler is the ultimate movie party jock cunt. Never bettered.

I also think Reunion is a properly good film. It's good when Stifler does a massive watery dump in a beer cooler.

Another good American Pie memory for me is in American Pie 2 at the party where each main character in turn looks across the party to another main character and they both raise a red cup. Party goals. I also like it at the start where they are driving around in an open topped car and Stifler is standing up banging his hands on the roof and shouting for some reason. And when his brother comes in and goes FUCKERS FUCKERS FUCKERS. Hate that cunt but it's funny. I think AP2 is the one I've seen the most actually. Perpetually on ITV2. Don't forget your penis cream.

Finch, stay away from that ficus. That's a jizz-free ficus.

Used to get ragged on in school for looking like Finch. Finch is cool so whatever.

Bad Ambassador

Ironic that the most successful actor from these films is the unnamed MILF guy.

Egyptian Feast

Quote from: up_the_hampipe on July 10, 2019, 11:53:15 AM
Did American Pie invent the term MILF, or just popularise it?

I'm probably wrong, but I'm sure I saw somewhere it was originally doctor's shorthand, like GPO (Good for Parts Only) or what have you.

Fambo Number Mive

Stifler is an obnoxious knob but most of the main characters are obnoxious knobs aren't they? They really hate Stiffler but most of them are nearly as bad. At least Stiffler didn't film someone getting undressed without their constent and show it to others. That's twisted and a crime.

up_the_hampipe

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on July 10, 2019, 01:35:59 PM
Stifler is an obnoxious knob but most of the main characters are obnoxious knobs aren't they? They really hate Stiffler but most of them are nearly as bad. At least Stiffler didn't film someone getting undressed without their constent and show it to others. That's twisted and a crime.

Dude, it was the 90s. Stop being a boner! Narc!

Blumf

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on July 10, 2019, 01:35:59 PM
At least Stiffler didn't film someone getting undressed without their constent and show it to others. That's twisted and a crime.

Compared to Revenge of the Nerds, the American Pie lot are saints.

Noodle Lizard

Chiming in on the straight-to-video ones.  Band Camp and Book of Love are closest to the tone of the proper series, with the Book of Love basically being a remake of the first one via Superbad (and an odd scene where someone gets raped by a moose).  Naked Mile and Beta House, especially, are closer in tone to Salo — properly grim in a very bleak way.  Genuinely repulsive films that just made me feel really sorry for Eugene Levy's involvement.  I hope he got paid very well and never saw them.

The proper films are all fine in their own way.  Remarkable how tame the first one seems now, in comparison to the teen sex comedies it inspired.

madhair60

Quote from: St_Eddie on July 10, 2019, 12:18:42 PM
20 years since I sat in that cinema in Southampton, feeling horribly isolated and alien to humanity, as the crowds surrounding me laughed at a teenager sticking his dick into a pie.  20 years of feeling the same way ever since.  Here's to 20 more.

Just grow up and fucking fuck a pie, mate.

kidsick5000

Quote from: madhair60 on July 10, 2019, 11:36:20 AM
The straight-to-video ones got weirdly revolting in a way the theatrical ones never really did. One of them (possibly Naked Mile) opens with the main character having a fully nude living room standing wank to hardcore pornography, while wearing headphones. His family (obviously) walk in right as he finishes, and he accidentally jizzes all over his grandmother, who immediately has a heart attack and dies. Moving SWIFTLY on with the film

Isn't that one of the Sandler crew/Happy Gilmore spin-offs? Grandma's Boy?
The worst thing about group gatherings and streaming services is that sometimes you get to see just how bad bad films can be.
But that guy was funny in that other thing, you might think. DON'T. It's a trap!

And just looking at Netflix, how many damn sequels to American Pie are there? The brand must be damn strong to continue warrant using it that far in


Bazooka

Without the American Pie series, I would have never learned how to make love.

Goldentony

I think I saw this something like three times around the time it came out, but on a pirate VHS because none of us could be arsed lying about our age or wearing leather jackets to look older like we did with Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. I cannot remember a fucking thing apart from the bit where the other one from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back is running home and Blink 182 are watching the video of him dancing with his cock out or whatever it is. But at least three times we sat and watched the whole arsewiping thing and nothing in it or the following two that I also watched pirated and/or nicked from the hospital's Sunday bootsale is as memorable as this from the cash in cousin Euro Trip -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN239G6aJZo


Can't remember the movie exactly but I love the part where Jason Biggs is wearing an Elmer Fudd hat and his unrequited love crush is dying so he kidnaps her and traps her in his apartment until she gets better, and then he has sex with a pie.

madhair60

Quote from: Goldentony on July 11, 2019, 06:53:59 PM
I think I saw this something like three times around the time it came out, but on a pirate VHS because none of us could be arsed lying about our age or wearing leather jackets to look older like we did with Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. I cannot remember a fucking thing apart from the bit where the other one from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back is running home and Blink 182 are watching the video of him dancing with his cock out or whatever it is. But at least three times we sat and watched the whole arsewiping thing and nothing in it or the following two that I also watched pirated and/or nicked from the hospital's Sunday bootsale is as memorable as this from the cash in cousin Euro Trip -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN239G6aJZo

Haven't clicked on this, but it's defo gonna be Vinnie, isn't it.

Watched it the other night with my wife. Lot of it would go down badly these days with the nu-puritanical scumbag fun police online but we really enjoyed it. The filming without consent. The desperate objectification. Hard-core vibe that these girls are getting fucked by hook or by crook no matter what and it all turned out just great. Actually has a lot of heart to it once it gets going, some nice subversion. Should be #1 on imdb defo.

Gulftastic

The one that plays Lacrosse in the first one (and got to appear in the brilliant 'Election') popped up in the last season of 'The Flash' playing a villain for many episodes. He chewed scenery like he was the bastard son of Bill Shatner and Paul Darrow.

I lied about my age to see this in the cinema and felt like a badass.