Hangover food

[Beagle 2]

What's it to be lads?

I'm stewing in my own filth and noises such as car doors slamming and gusts of wind are pounding into my skull like a jackhammer.

I feel unwell but I must eat. Bring me something.

[shiftwork2]

Never forgotten the CaBber who feasted on an unmicrowaved Rustlers burger.  All that cold grey meaty goodness.

[Chollis]

Cheesy chips

[imitationleather]

Never forgotten the CaBber who feasted on an unmicrowaved Rustlers burger.  All that cold grey meaty goodness.

Blimey never heard that one before but it sounds like something Cack Hen would have done.

[Sebastian Cobb]

That Frikadellen stuff you get from lidl/aldi is good for hangovers. 90 seconds in a microwave but with enough foreign charm not to be as awful as a rustlers.

Smell like guffs when you open the packet though.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Charred pork damage in black slather

[Beagle 2]

I can't move. Gonna have to phone pizza. Pizza men are five doors away. Must I put trousers on for this. Oh god in heaven help me.

[Utter Shit]

Potato waffles and bacon with a load of ketchup, and a big pint of Coke from a bottle that's been open a while so it's lost a bit - but not all - of its fizz. Loads of ice in there as well.

[The Boston Crab]

Salt and pepper ribs.

Special fried rice.

Couple of cans of Coke.

Three beers this evening and some video games.

[Beagle 2]

Salt and pepper ribs.

Special fried rice.

Couple of cans of Coke.

Three beers this evening and some video games.

This is the winning answer. I want these things but I'm not sure I can make them happen. I won't be shaving much off my Virtua Racing laptimes in this state of mess of death.

[Cuntbeaks]

Egg and potato scone on a crispy roll with fried onions.

And

Links and potato scone on crispy roll with fried onions.

Both with condiment of choice.

Beverage may consist of a cup of tea or a can of limeade or both.

[Bazooka]

Yeah shitting and more beer(into different glasses most times) always sorts me out good and proper. Greasy food no longer works, unless its some kind of fried beast.

[rasta-spouse]

Something fatty (like a bacon sandwich or sloppy burger) + something fizzy. Works well.

Or drink a lot of water and have a 2hr nap in Transformers bed linen. You'll wake up rehydrated guaranteed.

[poo]

Goblin Hamburgers in Gravy

[Misspent Boners]

Ugh I just ordered at the Grazing Shed; hipster burger place. Order came to 18 quids and Im not even hungry. Its just arrived as Im writing and I genuinely dont know how Im gonna eat it all

[GMTV]

Ugh I just ordered at the Grazing Shed; hipster burger place. Order came to 18 quids and Im not even hungry. Its just arrived as Im writing and I genuinely dont know how Im gonna eat it all

Perfect hangover order. Huge quantities of crap food you don't even want to eat. At best a mildly positive feeling at time of eating followed by overwhelmingly negative feelings afterwards.

[imitationleather]

It's Tuesday or definitely some other similar day at least. Why are you in this state? Get a fucking grip.

[Chollis]

It's Tuesday or definitely some other similar day at least. Why are you in this state? Get a fucking grip.

This country....

[sick as a pike]

One thing about moving to a rural idyll is that food delivery people really can't be arsed with going to a rural idyll.  This has prolonged a few hangovers that might previously have been mitigated by pizza or Indian food.
I've just checked Just Eat which normally has 0 (zero) food places willing to deliver here, and to my surprise found one, taking preorders for later, Deborah's Pies. Let's have a look... first item on their menu

"Stick Meat - Meat & veggies on a stick."

Actually Deborah I think I'm ok, thanks.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Go to a country pub and have a lunch / get back on it.

[Norton Canes]

You need to eat the brain of a creature that does not have a hangover

Preferably warm

[kngen]

Perfect hangover order. Huge quantities of crap food you don't even want to eat. At best a mildly positive feeling at time of eating followed by overwhelmingly negative feelings afterwards.

I don't think I've had such conflicting feelings of shame yet secret triumph when I got breakfast from McDonalds delivered.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I don't think I've had such conflicting feelings of shame yet secret triumph when I got breakfast from McDonalds delivered.

I'm never up early enough if I'm hungover :(

[Beagle 2]

NEWS: I have eaten 1x co-op chicken madras PLUS 8x pataks poppadoms WITH chopped onions AND lime pickle ACCOMPANIED by pepsi ALSO dessert crisps

We got there in the end

[Chollis]

dessert crisps

come again

[Icehaven]

Ready Salted crisps and Ribena used to be my go to, salt and vitamin replenishment. Wetherspoons Eggs Benedict and orange juice is also good, but involves getting up, leaving the house and getting to a Spoons before noon, and there's obviously a huge temptation for a bit of hair of the dog, which historically rarely ends well for me. Luckily I don't really need hangover cures anymore, not because I don't drink too much, I'm just a bit more careful about what I drink too much of, no more cheap shit vodka, stick to mid price white wine and I'm golden. 

[Icehaven]

I don't think I've had such conflicting feelings of shame yet secret triumph when I got breakfast from McDonalds delivered.

I'm never up early enough if I'm hungover :(

What the FUCK are they thinking stopping breakfast service at 10.30am?! Who wants a Big Mac at 10.31am ffs? Nightworkers? students? Are they really the kind of clientele McDonalds cares about more than normal people? 

[Dex Sawash]

Donuts have caused my gut to hangover my belt

[Sebastian Cobb]

What the FUCK are they thinking stopping breakfast service at 10.30am?! Who wants a Big Mac at 10.31am ffs? Nightworkers? students? Are they really the kind of clientele McDonalds cares about more than normal people? 

God knows, I don't know why they can't transition over to burgers upto lunchtime, surely they can make both.

It's like those cafes that stop doing breakfasts, but have a sandwich menu that still involves all of the ingredients in some way.

[Icehaven]

It's like those cafes that stop doing breakfasts, but have a sandwich menu that still involves all of the ingredients in some way.

A long-standing bugbear of mine. One day I'm going to go into one after noon and order a combination of meals with all the constituents of breakfast, put it all together on one plate and slam it on the counter screaming ''LOOK!!! NOT HARD IS IT????''