slapping a lovely tree

[Spoon of Ploff]

have you ever slapped a lovely tree? Perhaps it has angered you in some way and you were seeking revenge... perhaps you were trying to dislodge a stray balloon or some wasps... perhaps you were incredibly high and thought you were a woodsman's axe?

tell us in minute detail about the time you slapped a tree.

[mothman]

[Cerys]

I don't slap trees.  I hug them, stroke them, pat them ... but never slap them.  Not least because I suspect the trees would win.

[Spoon of Ploff]

where is that fine line between cuddling and slapping a tree, and has it ever been crossed?

[Cerys]

It has - but we never speak of it.  Never.




Never.

[thenoise]

Sometimes a friendly pat, is that ok?

[Lost Oliver]

Proper big manly slap showing them who's boss like.

[PlanktonSideburns]

Someone has written


TWAT

In large letters on a tree down our way