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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #120 on: July 11, 2019, 08:44:31 PM »
He’s probably not even that short, he’s probably just decarbohydrated.

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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #121 on: July 11, 2019, 09:07:45 PM »
Internet sensation one day
Dead the next

Well done

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« Reply #122 on: July 11, 2019, 09:21:31 PM »
did someone reupload his vids? youtube took them down. i only saw the one with him ditching the prospective mail order bride in the snow. i cant get over the fact he sounds like joe pesci and could watch him blowing his lid all day.

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here's the one https://streamable.com/a41tk

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« Reply #123 on: July 11, 2019, 09:36:40 PM »
Jesus fucking Christ

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« Reply #124 on: July 11, 2019, 09:48:13 PM »
Alright, let's get him body slammed some more, I'm a convert

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« Reply #125 on: July 11, 2019, 09:59:28 PM »

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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #126 on: July 11, 2019, 10:25:31 PM »

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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #127 on: July 11, 2019, 10:29:44 PM »
More and more this chap's YouTube humiliation seems like some incredibly specific form of karmic justice.

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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #128 on: July 12, 2019, 02:38:20 AM »
Apparently my missus is 5'1". Maybe he should try going out with her?

I'm 5'8" or 5'9" or something and I've never felt like my height has held me back when it comes to getting women. And trust me, lads, I have had some. Having no steady income and years of being a 24/7 pissandwreckhead definitely made things tricky for a while, but I don't think my height ever came into it.

So for those of similar stature worrying that they can't get a partner because of their height: Don't. It's nothing to do with your height, you've just got some really off-putting character flaw.

I’m 5’8”, but everyone in my family is taller (and most of the men are over 6ft I think? Even my younger sister is 5’10”). This (apparently - I didn’t find this out until I was 24) is due to the dull bone condition I had aged 4 which I am now entirely cured of except for a cool scar that I get out to impress people when I’m pissed.

Proof is in the pudding - Ferris Jr is in the 92nd percentile for baby height and rising. He will be taller than me by age 2. He is already funnier and cuter. I will have nothing left. Desolation.

Mrs Ferris’ family are also all giants except for her, so if/when we have more giant children we will ride on their massive shoulders into the tall club. Suck it, everyone else.

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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #129 on: July 12, 2019, 03:19:18 AM »
At work a few of us are 5'7"-5'8"-ish (apart from one fella who is unusually short, maybe 5'5 and not at all a dick), and one interesting phenomenon is that we all thought each of us was taller than the other. Being slightly below average height gives men a weird sort of "I'm a bit shorter than everybody else by default" outlook, I think.

Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #130 on: July 12, 2019, 03:56:46 AM »
The field of mathematics has been rocked by the discovery of a probability exceeding 100.0%: the odds that the Long Island bagel store man running that YouTube account is a massive fan of either Howard Stern or Opie & Anthony.

Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #131 on: July 12, 2019, 06:00:57 AM »
The field of mathematics has been rocked by the discovery of a probability exceeding 100.0%: the odds that the Long Island bagel store man running that YouTube account is a massive fan of either Howard Stern or Opie & Anthony.

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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #132 on: July 12, 2019, 01:31:09 PM »
I saw a woman who looked exactly like Danny DeVito yesterday.

Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #133 on: July 12, 2019, 02:42:32 PM »
My wife is the same height as me (5'9").

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!!!!!!

Apparently my missus is 5'1".

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!!!!!!

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I'm 5'8" or 5'9" or something


I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!!!!!!

At work a few of us are 5'7"-5'8"-ish (apart from one fella who is unusually short, maybe 5'5 and not at all a dick)

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!!!!!!

I’m 5’8”, but everyone in my family is taller (and most of the men are over 6ft I think? Even my younger sister is 5’10”).

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!!!!!!

Even at 5'8" I am severely limited to who I can date

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #134 on: July 12, 2019, 03:37:54 PM »
But I’m not made of shit :(

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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #135 on: July 12, 2019, 05:21:36 PM »
Only knew one short bloke in uni and he was a proper legend Gary lads type, based on this the entire backlash is justified thank you

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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #136 on: July 12, 2019, 06:30:26 PM »
More and more this chap's YouTube humiliation seems like some incredibly specific form of karmic justice.

Bur there are thousands who actually deserve worse.

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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #137 on: July 12, 2019, 06:31:27 PM »
I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!!!!!!

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!!!!!!
 

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!!!!!!

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!!!!!!

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!!!!!!

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!!!!!!!!!

5’5” not even lying

Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #138 on: July 12, 2019, 07:34:03 PM »
Should be drinking about 2 litres of water per day

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« Reply #139 on: July 12, 2019, 08:26:57 PM »
<-- my avatar character sympathises (he yells at people for calling him short all the time)


5 pages so I dunno but does no one else think this is staged, especially now he's revealed to be a Youtuber?  The whole "snap" just looked like acting to me, it all reminds me of McJuggerNuggets (the "psycho dad drowns xbox" thing).  I'm calling it now - publicity stunt to raise viewers for his channel.

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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #140 on: July 12, 2019, 08:50:58 PM »
Bur there are thousands who actually deserve worse.

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Incredibly specific, I said. Man who humiliates people on YouTube gets humiliated on YouTube.

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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #141 on: July 12, 2019, 09:09:58 PM »
Incredibly specific, I said. Man who humiliates people on YouTube gets humiliated on YouTube.

In the court of public humiliation. I don't know nowadays. I don't want to make judgements on strangers. Tired....so tired.

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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #142 on: July 13, 2019, 03:33:51 AM »
What a journey.  When I watched the original bagel shop video, I thought this guy is a misogynistic jerk but that he didn't deserve to be wrestled to the ground by a man twice his size.  Then I saw the other videos of him starting arguments with people and thought that he probably had it coming (particularly after that horrendous video of him driving away from that poor woman).  Then I watched his latest uploaded video on the bagel shop incident and now I'm thinking that he may be some kind of comedic genius ("I'm not a misogynist" - proceeds to use extremely misogynistic descriptions of the women in the bagel shop / "I'll bite his knees" / "I went home, I watched Enter the Dragon twice").  This has been quite the roller coaster, I must say.

Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #143 on: July 13, 2019, 03:49:20 AM »
What a journey.  When I watched the original bagel shop video, I thought this guy is a misogynistic jerk but that he didn't deserve to be wrestled to the ground by a man twice his size.  Then I saw the other videos of him starting arguments with people and thought that he probably had it coming (particularly after that horrendous video of him driving away from that poor woman).  Then I watched his latest uploaded video on the bagel shop incident and now I'm thinking that he may be some kind of comedic genius ("I'm not a misogynist" - proceeds to use extremely misogynistic descriptions of the women in the bagel shop / "I'll bite his knees" / "I went home, I watched Enter the Dragon twice").  This has been quite the roller coaster, I must say.

I think this Cecil Says account is doing a bit. That's definitely not the same guy based on the voice.

I linked the guy's real account earlier on this page, and it's 100% him cackling at terribly unfunny things, yelling at people, and fishing on Long Island.

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Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #144 on: July 13, 2019, 04:20:09 AM »
I think this Cecil Says account is doing a bit. That's definitely not the same guy based on the voice.

I linked the guy's real account earlier on this page, and it's 100% him cackling at terribly unfunny things, yelling at people, and fishing on Long Island.

Ah, okay.  Thanks for letting me know.

Re: Short fuse bagel shop blowout
« Reply #145 on: July 13, 2019, 05:02:52 AM »
bend his loved ones over and make unforgiving sex to their areholes

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« Reply #146 on: July 13, 2019, 08:15:16 AM »
FISHIN FOR YUCKS IN DA NY FOCKIN C

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