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Short fuse bagel shop blowout

Started by Fry, July 11, 2019, 05:03:12 AM

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Sebastian Cobb

Looks like Inside Edition might've sent their tallest woman journalist to interview him, lol.

St_Eddie

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on July 13, 2019, 02:06:01 PM
Looks like Inside Edition might've sent their tallest woman journalist to interview him, lol.


Have they also purposefully told her to stand closer to the camera than him, to make him look even shorter?

QDRPHNC


BritishHobo

Wish I'd not bothered looking into this. Hate Twitter. Watching women put out the most careful, cautious, 'it does seem like he's really damaged from abuse about his size', only to get buried by an avalanche of sneering and sniping from progressive people cracking jokes about his height. THREE CHEERS FOR BODYSHAMING!

I also in general HATE internet hate mobs in response to videos with no context. No desire to even consider the other side.

Funcrusher

Basically, yeah. Lookism and societal beauty standards for women are bad, men just need to man up.


Funcrusher

You're a very handsome looking chap.

thenoise

Tall bloke problems: when we 69 with a girl, if we aren't careful, we end up in the bum hole by mistake. But do we whinge about it and pick fights with random women in the service industry? Very seldom.

sponk

Quote from: BritishHobo on July 13, 2019, 10:34:37 PM
Wish I'd not bothered looking into this. Hate Twitter. Watching women put out the most careful, cautious, 'it does seem like he's really damaged from abuse about his size', only to get buried by an avalanche of sneering and sniping from progressive people cracking jokes about his height. THREE CHEERS FOR BODYSHAMING!

I also in general HATE internet hate mobs in response to videos with no context. No desire to even consider the other side.

The type of people who say the guy deserved it because of his toxic masculinity don't see the irony in cheering on the toxic masculinity of his attacker. It's like the entire world - or at least progressive Twitter - has turned into high school where people are ridiculed for their looks, being virgins or even disabled, but that bullying isn't done under the stairs it's in public and is rewarded.

Twed

A big part of dealing with toxic masculinity is going to involve training men out of macho responses to mask emotional trauma. Practically by definition. But SOCIETY WILL NEVER ACCEPT THIS, because whether people are progressive, liberal or right-wing, they are still fundamentally bullies who act like shits when they're in groups. Just different tribes. It's not horseshoe theory, it's not anything complex, this is just how people are.

Poobum

#160
Disturbing opinions emerging in thread, people not liking bagels, suggestion that licking a lady's bumhole is a bad. Wrongness. Bagels are delicious amongst the breads, and a lady's bumhole is a wonderful supplementry licking area.

Funcrusher

Quote from: Twed on July 14, 2019, 02:37:50 PM
A big part of dealing with toxic masculinity is going to involve training men out of macho responses to mask emotional trauma. Practically by definition. But SOCIETY WILL NEVER ACCEPT THIS, because whether people are progressive, liberal or right-wing, they are still fundamentally bullies who act like shits when they're in groups. Just different tribes. It's not horseshoe theory, it's not anything complex, this is just how people are.

A big part of dealing with what some refer to as toxic masculinity is to remove the societal expectations on men to behave and present in what are deemed to be sufficiently masculine ways. And when so called progressives use the same tactics of drubbing men they disagree with or dislike by calling them wimps or laughing at them for being short we're not likely to make much progress any time soon.

Blue Jam

Quote from: Poobum on July 14, 2019, 05:01:28 PM
Disturbing opinions emerging in thread, people not liking bagels, suggestion that licking a ladies bumhole is a bad. Wrongness. Bagels are delicious amongst the breads, and a lady's bumhole is a wonderful supplementry licking area.

*Paging Dr Freud*

Dex Sawash


Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Poobum on July 14, 2019, 05:01:28 PM
Disturbing opinions emerging in thread, people not liking bagels, suggestion that licking a lady's bumhole is a bad. Wrongness. Bagels are delicious amongst the breads, and a lady's bumhole is a wonderful supplementry licking area.

Thank fuck for some actual sanity in this thread, at last.


Johnny Yesno

He looks like Keith Allen.



'Message for pricing'. I see he hasn't actually had any T-shirts printed yet.

bgmnts

Reminds me a bit of Pancho from Dirty Sanchez.

Twed


thenoise

Quote from: Poobum on July 14, 2019, 05:01:28 PM
Disturbing opinions emerging in thread, people not liking bagels, suggestion that licking a lady's bumhole is a bad. Wrongness. Bagels are delicious amongst the breads, and a lady's bumhole is a wonderful supplementry licking area.

Do you wait until you get worms or do you just take an anti-wormer regularly, like a dog?

imitationleather

Don't listen to them Poobum. A bigger bunch of prudes you won't find online.

Rim on!

Poobum

I mean, like most things I lick I check it's clean first. Though I did go down on ex once after she had been in bed for three days, without showering, after a depressive episode. The smell was like rotten fish dissolved in battery acid. I stayed down there as well, cause I'm a hero, and I cared, and also panicked, unable to think of a way to extricate myself without further upsetting an emotionally vulnerable person..

Contrary to my username I'm not into poopy fun. But if you like big butts, which I truthfuly do, how can resist a good burrow into the cleft? There's always risks in the sex arena, it's balanced finely between the sublime and the digusting.

Anyway bagel twat, what a twat. i'm 5'9, don't care about these short people. Pfft.

imitationleather

Quote from: Poobum on July 15, 2019, 10:04:35 PM
I mean, like most things I lick I check it's clean first. Though I did go down on ex once after she had been in bed for three days, without showering, after a depressive episode. The smell was like rotten fish dissolved in battery acid. I stayed down there as well, cause I'm a hero, and I cared, and also panicked, unable to think of a way to extricate myself without further upsetting an emotionally vulnerable person..

Contrary to my username I'm not into poopy fun. But if you like big butts, which I truthfuly do, how can resist a good burrow into the cleft? There's always risks in the sex arena, it's balanced finely between the sublime and the digusting.

Anyway bagel twat, what a twat. i'm 5'9, don't care about these short people. Pfft.

I read this post out to my girlfriend and she asked me if I had written this.

Spooky.

The worlds a funny place. I love how you can get randomly filmed being a silly billy in a bagel shop and it can incite such debate and take so many twists and turns that are almost fascinating in their mundanity. I just searched bagel on Youtube to try and find the interview from above only to find him being interviewed by sam roberts and jim norton. Only listened to it for ten minutes but its a funny look into his psyche so far

Theres an earnestness to him and a rationality that makes him come across quite well in some ways but you can also see how little self awareness he has and his misperceptions in dating and meeting people...he just equated his kneejerk meltdown to a girl whos been sexually assaulted jogging through a park feeling afraid if theres no one around and she feels anxiety if a guy was jogging next to her


Quote from: Misspent Boners on July 16, 2019, 04:35:20 PM
The worlds a funny place. I love how you can get randomly filmed being a silly billy in a bagel shop and it can incite such debate and take so many twists and turns that are almost fascinating in their mundanity. I just searched bagel on Youtube to try and find the interview from above only to find him being interviewed by sam roberts and jim norton. Only listened to it for ten minutes but its a funny look into his psyche so far

Theres an earnestness to him and a rationality that makes him come across quite well in some ways but you can also see how little self awareness he has and his misperceptions in dating and meeting people...he just equated his kneejerk meltdown to a girl whos been sexually assaulted jogging through a park feeling afraid if theres no one around and she feels anxiety if a guy was jogging next to her

Wait, I thought this guy was Jim Norton?

(See also my previous post about this guy being an O&A fan)

Quote from: Pearly-Dewdrops Drops on July 16, 2019, 07:35:56 PM
Wait, I thought this guy was Jim Norton?

(See also my previous post about this guy being an O&A fan)

I dont know much about opie and anthony, jim norton and have never heard of sam roberts but yeah; theres a lot of similar comments about their likeness and he certainly seems very comfortable in that chair

Its an interesting interview; just because its funny seeing him plucked from a chaotic viral video and given a platform to further expand his character...he shows subtle and not so subtle signs of being a racist, a misogynist but also kind of charismatic and rational and personally I couldnt find him too much of a cunt because he just seemed such a product of his environment. It was like getting a Loud Crass Jaded New Yorker ameoba under a microscope and watching it writhe around just...existing.

He was married once, I wasnt really listening at that point but I think it was to an Asian Bride and it didnt work out because at the time he was into big boobs which she didnt have

He is hundred per cent having a boxing match with that Antoine whatever guy, famous for the "hide yo kids hide yo wife cos they rapin everybody out here' news/autotune viral video' which is just...hahaha

Get the impression jim norton and sam roberts are trying to goad him to make a fool of himself and although hes a bitter obnoxious idiot who is always the victim he still has some kind of appeal as a noo yoik caricature figure and I just couldnt hate him

chveik

worst part of this story is that jim norton's still working

Cloud

Has he appeared on Rubin Report yet?

Quote from: chveik on July 16, 2019, 09:45:43 PM
worst part of this story is that jim norton's still working

He's been reduced to co-hosting a show with a former intern/producer from O&A, so some fates are worse than unemployment.

Urinal Cake

In the mid-2000s a situation like this would mean he'd have a porn career. So I guess progress?