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Beagle 2

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Twitter is fucked
« on: July 11, 2019, 08:16:52 PM »
Let's all pray it's permanently gone poopy plops.

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2019, 08:20:53 PM »
Hope not. I really like it because I block anyone who says anything I don't want to see about various issues or whatever. I just want gaming laffs, shmup chat, China news and AestheticsJapan. It's great.

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2019, 08:22:06 PM »
It went down during TOTP, FFS!


Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2019, 08:22:25 PM »
They're probably doing the big update.

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Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2019, 08:22:37 PM »
The world currently:

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2019, 08:23:15 PM »
We can just do Twitter here if you miss it so much.

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2019, 08:26:33 PM »
We can just do Twitter here if you miss it so much.

RACIST!


Yep, seems to work.

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Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2019, 08:28:31 PM »
Thank fuck, I thought it was just me. Wonder what's wrong with it?

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2019, 08:28:41 PM »
The world currently:

I thought of the Beethoven Pastoral Symphony sequence from Itchy & Scratchy & Marge actually

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2019, 08:28:58 PM »
Hah, it's ok, this is just the universe being mean to me after, for I think the first time ever, I made a post that linked to a Tweet.

I'm sure it'll be back soon.

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Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2019, 08:32:45 PM »
Funnily enough, earlier I was fantasising about the operators of Twitter suddenly packing everything away and saying 'nah, can't be arsed anymore'.

If this is as a direct result, maybe I should resume fantasising about Pete Waterman going on a tour of the Shippams factory and being accidentally minced.

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2019, 08:36:54 PM »
Maybe Trump has used it to declare war with Russia, to try and prove he isn't Putin's puppet, and the 'deep state' have shut it down while they get a tranquiliser into the fucking idiot?

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2019, 08:38:04 PM »
How does a site this fuckin huge fuck it up so badly

Also in like a year will as many young people leave Twitter as they did Facebook, leaving it as another platform for dying boomers to shout at each other

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2019, 08:43:12 PM »
It had a wobble the other day where all the retweet/reply buttons disappeared.

The fact the front end Web app is behaving but failing to load anything suggests a backend/infra issue.

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2019, 08:43:37 PM »
Graham Linehan anxiously stares at a blank screen.


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Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2019, 08:47:04 PM »
Damn

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Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2019, 08:47:07 PM »
Funnily enough, earlier I was fantasising about the operators of Twitter suddenly packing everything away and saying 'nah, can't be arsed anymore'.

If this is as a direct result, maybe I should resume fantasising about Pete Waterman going on a tour of the Shippams factory and being accidentally minced.

I think if it turned out that you, of all people, had the Magic Finger, then we'd all be fucked. (Fingered.)

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2019, 09:16:10 PM »
I really was kind of hoping in vain it was gone for good.  I'm not alone, it seems.  If all social media were to disappear entirely overnight, how long do you reckon it'd take for us all to re-adapt?  Couple of weeks, I reckon.

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Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2019, 09:38:31 PM »
YES

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Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2019, 10:58:41 PM »
Twitter is a cesspool brimming with the mephitic effluent of human nature, where otherwise reasonable people gargle strains of pure shit into AIDS-broth. The entire enterprise is as tainted as a sex offender’s skidmarked boiler suit. Any glimmers of worth are cinders in a volcano of broiling waste. It’s Peter Bradshaw’s sullen love child; it’s Graham Linehan’s sink after he’s screamed at the plug hole; it’s an irradiated marmoset pinging its way through a forest of pubes, before gouging its eyes out on a set of Argos twigs.

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Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2019, 10:59:47 PM »
I've said it before, but sod the environment: It's Twitter that is actually going to cause the collapse of human civilisation.

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Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2019, 11:18:33 PM »
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Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2019, 11:22:54 PM »
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I really fucking hate how twitter is full of gifs of that.

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2019, 11:43:06 PM »
I really fucking hate how twitter is full of gifs of that.


Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2019, 12:01:55 AM »
Twitter going really would be good for the world.

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2019, 12:12:28 AM »
In grave again.

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2019, 12:32:31 AM »
Only the main feed that's proper fucked, hashtags and that work. Cached out the arse mate.

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2019, 10:36:17 AM »
It's almost 10 years (29 Jul 2009) since David Cameron made his only useful contribution to public life with his utterance that "The trouble with Twitter, the instantness of it – too many twits might make a twat."

Re: Twitter is fucked
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2019, 10:39:56 AM »
It's almost 10 years (29 Jul 2009) since David Cameron made his only useful contribution to public life with his utterance of "Look at that pig's mouth. You know what I'm gonna do... Mmm... TAKE THAT, PORKY!"

Yep, horrible man.