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People who clap from the shoulders

Started by touchingcloth, July 11, 2019, 09:40:16 PM

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touchingcloth

You know. Elbows at 90 degrees and just mashing their hands together like a marionette.

Why do they not deserve death?

pancreas

But they do ...

I don't understand your point.

Twit 2

#2
It's the ones who clap from the stomach (or pancreas) you have to watch out for.

Twed

People who move their elbows back and forth like a cunty train when they cut food with a knife and fork

(americans)

Dex Sawash


RIP people who got clap from shoulders thread

Shit Good Nose

Quote from: Dex Sawash on July 11, 2019, 10:09:13 PM
RIP people who got clap from shoulders thread

They've all got clap by the time shoulders finished with them.

pancreas

I got clap from Shoulders and so did my wife.

touchingcloth

Who claps from the shoulders and gave the clap to Shoulders? This guy.

Jittlebags

You get more odd harmonics when you clap from the shoulder. Sounds a bit reedy if you don't.

PlanktonSideburns


Alberon


PlanktonSideburns

Yea if it's that then yes get in pit

imitationleather

Does anyone ever applaud for any reason other than everyone else is doing it and you'd stand out if you didn't? I know I don't.

I've never been impressed by anything enough to feel like it needed applauding. Not ever. Everything's a load of old shit really, isn't it?

Fucking pah.

Dex Sawash

Quote from: imitationleather on July 11, 2019, 11:03:08 PM
Does anyone ever applaud for any reason other than everyone else is doing it and you'd stand out if you didn't? I know I don't.

I've never been impressed by anything enough to feel like it needed applauding. Not ever. Everything's a load of old shit really, isn't it?

Fucking pah.


slow clap

Cerys

OP, is this your way of publicising S?-S!'s gonorrhoea diagnosis?  Because I think that's uncalled for.  We already knew.  We were just being tactful.

Sebastian Cobb

I usually just slap my hand on my leg 'cos I've got a pint in my other hand. OIOI.

touchingcloth

Quote from: Alberon on July 11, 2019, 10:59:31 PM
Is it this sort of thing?



A little, but he's a bit too loose in the elbows. It's more like:



Mainly moving from the shoulders, and just mushing his stupid hands together. A similar arm shape you might use if you tried to crush again between your palms like a total lad.

Brian Freeze

Please show how it should be done? Getting anxious here.

Cerys


Sebastian Cobb


imitationleather

It's_not_a_cloud_it's_just_another_person's_computer.bmp

Uncle TechTip

Have you ever seen the Duchess of Kent at Wimbledon? That.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: imitationleather on July 12, 2019, 12:58:57 AM
It's_not_a_cloud_it's_just_another_person's_computer.bmp

let's not have a tiff about this.

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I wonder if some people practise clapping in front of a mirror.

phantom_power

Quote from: Twed on July 11, 2019, 09:47:17 PM
People who move their elbows back and forth like a cunty train when they cut food with a knife and fork

(americans)

Especially if they hold their knife like a pen


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Quote from: phantom_power on July 12, 2019, 08:35:16 AM
Especially if they hold their knife like a pen

Are you sure you're not just thinking of people writing at the dinner table?


I was once incensed by a man whom I assumed was driven to always holding his breakfast cereal spoon like a gun, before he fired it right into a pheasant and we all watched a dying bird as a treat instead of eating Cheerios.  The "there is no spoon" scene in the Matrix makes so much more sense now, I tell you.

phantom_power

Quote from: Replies From View on July 12, 2019, 10:51:26 AM
Are you sure you're not just thinking of people writing at the dinner table?


Only if their preferred method of making notes is in their mashed potato with a knife

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Quote from: phantom_power on July 12, 2019, 11:03:25 AM
Only if their preferred method of making notes is in their mashed potato with a knife

That sounds very specific.  And you are certain they are writing at the dinner table and not just eating?

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: phantom_power on July 12, 2019, 11:03:25 AM
Only if their preferred method of making notes is in their mashed potato with a knife