Author Topic: Gaming Shaming (Read 11305 times)

Noonling · « **Reply #60 on:** July 20, 2019, 03:55:45 PM »

You're bollocks and boring!

I'm gonna play a game with non-Euclidian geometry now, which you wouldn't touch because you're a LAME-O.

Mister Six · « **Reply #61 on:** July 20, 2019, 04:11:04 PM »

Quote from: druss on July 14, 2019, 12:59:36 PM

Still haven't completed Baldur's Gate 2, despite playing it for hundreds of hours. I've lost a couple of late saves due to computer crashes in the early 2000s and in more recent years have decided to start new saves after the Underdark a couple of times but it's not as simple as starting the game again as I always start my characters in BG1 and export them to BG2.

Hope to finish it by the time BG3 is released.

Same, but with Planescape: Torment. My steam always runs out around the bit where you're poking around some vampire's shop, finding esoteric uses for everything in their inventory.

Mister Six · « **Reply #62 on:** July 20, 2019, 04:49:46 PM »

Quote from: Thursday on July 20, 2019, 12:56:36 PM

Half Life 2 has long stretches where I'm not particularly having fun, not really a fan of either of the vehicles, and that bridge bit among others. There's always sections where I'd replay it where I think. "I don't really like this bit"

And the shooting's not that great, and the plot is bobbins. HL2 is one of the most overrated games of all time. I came to it lateish but only by a year or two, and even by then the glitz had worn off.

popcorn · « **Reply #63 on:** July 20, 2019, 05:00:55 PM »

The plot is definitely bobbins.

JesusAndYourBush · « **Reply #64 on:** July 20, 2019, 05:20:50 PM »

Quote from: St_Eddie on July 19, 2019, 12:54:14 AM

No. The only way to acquire the Knights of the Round summon materia, is via a gold chocobo. The airship can't land because the island is too small.

What did it allow you to do? Whatever it was I didn't need it because I still finished the game.

Thursday · « **Reply #65 on:** July 20, 2019, 06:29:46 PM »

It was an insanely powerful summon, not necessary for finishing the game, but very helpful and especially helpful if you were going to do all the extra Weapon bosses.

Famous Mortimer · « **Reply #66 on:** July 20, 2019, 08:29:16 PM »

Quote from: Mister Six on July 20, 2019, 04:49:46 PM

And the shooting's not that great, and the plot is bobbins. HL2 is one of the most overrated games of all time. I came to it lateish but only by a year or two, and even by then the glitz had worn off.

Haha you are wrong and mental (or, people like different things, whatever)

popcorn · « **Reply #67 on:** July 21, 2019, 04:34:07 AM »

Quote from: Famous Mortimer on July 20, 2019, 08:29:16 PM

Haha you are wrong and mental (or, people like different things, whatever)

Yes, some people like things that are bollocks and boring.

The Boston Crab · « **Reply #68 on:** July 21, 2019, 08:12:34 AM »

More shame:

I've never finished Resident Evil.

I've never played Resident Evil 2, for more than a few minutes.

I don't think I ever completed SMB1-3. Hardly played SMW. Can't recall completing SM64. All on my favourite ever games list.

I've never completed Ocarina of Time, another of my favourite games ever.

I've never completed a Sonic game.

I've never got a 1CC on Mushihimesama Futari Black Label, oh, wait, yes I fuckin have!

Noonling · « **Reply #69 on:** July 21, 2019, 11:32:56 AM »

I mean if we list popular games we've never played then I'd probably win. Never played any Resident Evil, Zelda, Hitman, Sonic, Doom, Call of Duty, Metal Gear Solid, FIFA, Halo, Ultima, Tomb Raider, Pheonix Wright, God only knows what else. Never finished a Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Fable, Fallout, god only knows what else.

#noshame because all the games I play are great and all the games other people play are rubbish.

Ok, a little bit of shame for never havin finished any Mass Effect or Fallout (1, 2 or NV, who cares otherwise).

Toxteth OGrady · « **Reply #70 on:** July 22, 2019, 01:05:51 AM »

I climbed up that ladder in MGS more than a few times to see Meryl in her undercrackers

I also got binned off by a lovely girlfriend who came to ours and caught me playing world cup 98 on the N64 with champ manager on the PC and a Liverpool match on the radio.

bgmnts · « **Reply #71 on:** July 22, 2019, 01:12:03 AM »

Quote from: Toxteth OGrady on July 22, 2019, 01:05:51 AM

I also got binned off by a lovely girlfriend who came to ours and caught me playing world cup 98 on the N64 with champ manager on the PC and a Liverpool match on the radio.

Is that a binnable offence?

Toxteth OGrady · « **Reply #72 on:** July 22, 2019, 01:28:18 AM »

Three types of the footballs. I can understand. YMMV of course

kidney · « **Reply #73 on:** July 22, 2019, 01:51:42 AM »

I like FFX Blitzball.
I was too scared to finish Eternal Darkness as a kid and would probably find it even more terrifying now.
I don't like Undertale mostly due to its fanbase.
I find Zachtronics games impossible after the first couple of levels and for each one I just copy other people's solutions and don't understand why they work.
GTA V was bad and GTA IV is the best one.

Noonling · « **Reply #74 on:** July 22, 2019, 07:19:05 AM »

Quote from: kidney on July 22, 2019, 01:51:42 AM

I find Zachtronics games impossible after the first couple of levels and for each one I just copy other people's solutions and don't understand why they work.

Why would you even buy Zachtronic games if you do this?! If I've been stuck on one for genuinely ages I'll have a look at a solution to get the gist, then close the tab and try again, but I've never wholesale just copied a solution.

I mean, I've also never quite finished a Zachronic game...But I will! Eventually!

madhair60 · « **Reply #75 on:** July 22, 2019, 10:28:02 AM »

Quote from: kidney on July 22, 2019, 01:51:42 AM

I don't like Undertale mostly due to its fanbase.

Fucking stupid

Bazooka · « **Reply #76 on:** July 25, 2019, 07:34:24 AM »

Ive never learnt how to correctly pull off a special move in any fighting game through commands, I've just lit candle and prayed to any god listening.

Brigadier Pompous · « **Reply #77 on:** July 25, 2019, 10:18:14 AM »

Quote from: Mister Six on July 20, 2019, 04:49:46 PM

And the shooting's not that great, and the plot is bobbins. HL2 is one of the most overrated games of all time. I came to it lateish but only by a year or two, and even by then the glitz had worn off.

Yep, even playing it at the time it was a pretty bog average fps. Not fit to clean Doom's shoes...

Jerzy Bondov · « **Reply #78 on:** July 25, 2019, 10:22:22 AM »

i had a game on the pc which was snake but with hentai and i played it A LOT!!

I said it was ironic but it wasn't

Famous Mortimer · « **Reply #79 on:** July 27, 2019, 02:31:16 PM »

Quote from: Brigadier Pompous on July 25, 2019, 10:18:14 AM

Yep, even playing it at the time it was a pretty bog average fps. Not fit to clean Doom's shoes...

Doom? Come on.

BritishHobo · « **Reply #80 on:** July 27, 2019, 03:09:59 PM »

I confessed this in the thread, but I downloaded some cheat program for Undertale to give me invincibility so I could beat Undyne - and later, Sans - during a Genocide run. First time I understood what Dara O'Brian was talking about on Gameswipe - I was having a fucking amazing time with the story of that game, but I was too shit to beat certain characters.

Twed · « **Reply #81 on:** July 27, 2019, 03:15:53 PM »

I would prefer to watch a YouTube video in that case, so I wouldn't have to personally experience having cheated the game.

There aren't games that are prohibitively difficult for me, but some I just don't want to bother spending the time on and in those cases YouTube vids are always better than cheating for me.

popcorn · « **Reply #82 on:** July 27, 2019, 03:54:29 PM »

I can complete any video game on hard.

Twed · « **Reply #83 on:** July 27, 2019, 04:03:02 PM »

Cialis is a wonder drug.

Thursday · « **Reply #84 on:** July 27, 2019, 05:05:59 PM »

Quote from: BritishHobo on July 27, 2019, 03:09:59 PM

I confessed this in the thread, but I downloaded some cheat program for Undertale to give me invincibility so I could beat Undyne - and later, Sans - during a Genocide run. First time I understood what Dara O'Brian was talking about on Gameswipe - I was having a fucking amazing time with the story of that game, but I was too shit to beat certain characters.

If you're doing a genocide run of undertale, you get whatever pain and suffering you deserve.

The Boston Crab · « **Reply #85 on:** July 27, 2019, 05:08:35 PM »

I would love to do a genocide run of the Undertale community.

bgmnts · « **Reply #86 on:** July 27, 2019, 05:17:23 PM »

Quote from: popcorn on July 27, 2019, 03:54:29 PM

I can complete any video game on hard.

I got through the Metros on Spartan, that was a genuine achievement.

Mister Six · « **Reply #87 on:** July 29, 2019, 06:03:51 AM »

Quote from: The Boston Crab on July 27, 2019, 05:08:35 PM

I would love to do a genocide run of the Undertale community.

I wish we still had karma on here.

Utter Shit · « **Reply #88 on:** July 29, 2019, 10:21:16 AM »

My first experience of GTA4, in front of all my housemates at uni, saw me stabbed to death by a tramp in an alleyway within about two minutes of having full control over my character. My housemates found this very funny indeed.

Brigadier Pompous · « **Reply #89 on:** July 29, 2019, 12:57:06 PM »

Quote from: Famous Mortimer on July 27, 2019, 02:31:16 PM

Doom? Come on.

The original of course, not played any of the recent ones.

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