Worst possible 10 track compilation album

[TheMonk]

Edit: it's the other Shania track which is even more annoying, with its little spoken asides. Argh.

Oh yeah. Can't recall what it was called but it didn't impress me much either.

Also surely she didn't gauge the double meaning thing. I mean the first two seconds alone are designed to get men to turn off.
"Wa waaow wa-wa wa wa. Let's go girls..."

[Berthas Fat Leg]

1. Dancing In The Moonlight - Toploader
2. Why Does It Always Rain On Me? - Travis
3. Have A Nice Day - Stereophonics
4. Torn - Natalie Imbruglia
5. Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison
6. Shape Of You - Ed Sheehan
7. Boom Boom Boom Boom - The Vengaboys
8. Love Is All Around - Wet Wet Wet
9. We Built This City - Starship
10. Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men

[sevendaughters]

5. Return Of The Mack - Mark Morrison

fack off, great tune.

[purlieu]

4. Torn - Natalie Imbruglia

Get out.

[PaulTMA]

she blinded me with the science eel by shiny happy people
luke haines ripped off denim by the stuck records
and 8 more

[Captain Z]

Volume 1

1. Jimmy Osmond - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
2. Sandi Thom - I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair)
3. Black Eyed Peas - My Humps
4. Pussycat Dolls Feat. Busta Rhymes - Don't Cha
5. R Kelly - Ignition (Remix)
6. The Fratellis - Chelsea Dagger
7. Scouting For Girls - She's So Loverly
8. Nickelback   - How You Remind Me
9. Florence Plus The Machine - You Got The Love
10. Michael Andrews Feat. Gary Jules - Mad World

[Absorb the anus burn]

1. The Living Years. Mike And The Mechanics.
2. Wonderwall. Oasis.
3. Captain & Tennile. Love Will Keep Us Together.
4. Mr. Blobby. Mr. Blobby.
5. Vindaloo. Fat Les.
6-10. The B-sides to the above songs.

[Sebastian Cobb]

fack off, great tune.

They were doing so well as well.

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

The sort-of-a-hit Talking Heads track where he talks in a baby voice about his "pee pee"

Bad songs by bad artists are usually just boring. Bad (hit) songs by good artists are insufferable .

[TheMonk]

The sort-of-a-hit Talking Heads track where he talks in a baby voice about his "pee pee"

Bad songs by bad artists are usually just boring. Bad (hit) songs by good artists are insufferable .

Stay Up Late ? I quite like that. Particularly the bit where he snorts a little tune like a pig for a few seconds.

[Cuellar]

Ten breathy acoustic covers of Love Will Tear Us Apart

[Norton Canes]

Nine rustic festival-folk anthems

[hillbillyholiday]

Be aware, these mixtapes can and will be used against you in a shipping container located on an overseas military base.

[Cuellar]

Love Will Tear Us Apart - Evelyn Evelyn
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Andrea Begley
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Josh Paul
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Ed Cogan
Love Will Tear Us Apart - June Tabor and the Oysterband
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Susanna and the Magical Orchestra
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Ciaran Lavery
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Jammy Jams (found on the Greatest Naps, vol. 1 collection)
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Scott Matthew
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Honeyroot

[sevendaughters]

if Bits & Pieces was played 5 times in a row I would try and suicide by cop.

[the ouch cube]

1. Three Lions
2. Angels
3. Locked Up (Akon)
4. Tattva (Kula Shaker)
5. Love Is The Law (The Seahorses)
6. Let's Get Rocked (Def Leppard)
7. Bridge Over Troubled Water
8. Mr Writer
9. Imagine
10. Three Lions extended mix with some Skinner/Baddiel "comedy" over the top

[Captain Z]

10. Three Lions extended mix with some Skinner/Baddiel "comedy" over the top

Was this an imagined horror, or did you know this actually exists?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2dyaRyqo74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVQnatlcz8E

[sevendaughters]

hahaha I love Locked Up by Akon, on my Locked megamix with Locked Out (Crowded House), Locked Away (R Kelly), Locked In (Judas Priest), Locked Down (Dr. John)

[the ouch cube]

Was this an imagined horror, or did you know this actually exists?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2dyaRyqo74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVQnatlcz8E

My skeleton is now frantically trying to crawl out of my body

[Norton Canes]

3. Captain & Tennile. Love Will Keep Us Together.

Mad.

Ooh, just realised it's got a killer key change.

[sevendaughters]

I used to have that Euro 96 compilation with the Three Lions skits dispersed throughout, it was funny as a teenager who used to stay up and watch Fantasy Football League.

[the]

I think if you're gonna compile these, at the least you should give your compilation a title/concept - The Brown Collection, or Shitdisc III or something

^{And bonus points for doing a front cover}

[lebowskibukowski]

4. Tattva (Kula Shaker)

Absolutely yes

[Darles Chickens]

Absolutely yes

Hell no!

[Captain Z]

I think if you're gonna compile these, at the least you should give your compilation a title/concept - The Brown Collection, or Shitdisc III or something

^{And bonus points for doing a front cover}

This Is Shit Hits '96

[alan nagsworth]

I think if you're gonna compile these, at the least you should write them down on a scrap of paper instead of posting them here, and then immediately flush the paper down the toilet because loads of lists of songs people don't like are fucking boring

hell yeah totally agree

[Gradual Decline]

01. Junior Senior - Move Your Feet

2-10 can piss off, horrible songs all of 'em.

[holyzombiejesus]

14 tracks long but you can just take it off and put it on the bin before the last 4 come on.

[Brundle-Fly]

Reginald Bosanquet - Dance With Me

OP said, 'worst' not 'best'.

[Sebastian Cobb]

'Shades of Beige Vol 3'

Robbie Williams - Angels
Whigfield - Saturday Night
Sting - Fields of Gold
Jack Johnson - Better Together
Los Del Rio - La Macarena
The Mavericks - Dance the Night Away
David Grey - White Ladder
RHPS - Timewarp
Simply Red - Stars
Boo Radleys - Wake Up Boo

Hidden Bonus Track:
The Cartoons - Witchdoctor

Might eat the piece of paper I made that list on before I forget about it and someone finds it.