1 million people sign up to be shot

[mothman]

You'd love to see what's in 'Area 51'

It's a long row of semis. Oh, no, wait, that's Henman Avenue.

[shiftwork2]

I think Area 51 is one of the most fascinating things there is.  What are they trying to keep from us do you think?

Oh no hang on, sorry, I couldn't give a flying fuck.

[bgmnts]

You couldn't give an unidentified flying fuck?

[shiftwork2]

staircase wit, fuck missed that one.  Yes.

[alan nagsworth]

Even if there were aliens within Area 51, which of course there's bloody not, but if there were and if these people were somehow able to storm into the facility itself, what do these cretins think they're going to see?  Do they think that the aliens would just be milling around within the main entrance area for them to gawp at?  Anything of a classified nature would be kept within a secure area of the facility, with access codes required to gain entry.

These idiots seem to think it'll be like a grand day out at the zoo.  "Yuh, we is gonna storm in and use our eyes to look at the alienz, take some photos for Instagram and then we will have lunch with the security guards and then go home again."  Oh, just fucking try it and get shot.  Please do.  Fucking morons.

reckon it might be one of those daft things that people say which aren't meant to be taken seriously mate. what are those types of things called, can anyone on this comedy forum remember?

[Inspector Norse]

reckon it might be one of those daft things that people say which aren't meant to be taken seriously mate. what are those types of things called, can anyone on this comedy forum remember?

Referendums?

[alan nagsworth]

OOF!!!

[king_tubby]

Area 69 more like, am I right, lads?

Lads?

[colacentral]

A million people ... bashing away at their keyboards on the internet.
Some of them will be in other countries and have no intention of attending.
A large proportion of the ones actually living in the US (especially those far away) probably won't be arsed to go.
I reckon a few dozen people will end up going, they'll mill about along the roadside looking at the warning notices, then they'll eat their sandwiches and go home.

And have some weak lemon drink.

[Operty1]

The million need to turn up armed as well.

Good lord yes.

winner gets the aliens.

[Johnny Yesno]

Nevermind Area 51, I feel a bit unsettled when walking past buildings or sites with these in them.

Oh, you'd rather it was a ciscube, would you?

[The Boston Crab]

Imagine a million internet nerds just being mown down by solid fucking curtains of bullets. It'd be like that bit in Predator, but instead of trees it's nerds. Classic.

Hahaha yessss.

That said, this is defo my kind of thing. I'd love to storm in and just find a load of filing cabinets full of boring data and I'd look at the crestfallen nerds and I'd smash the fire alarm to alert the baddies and I'd be like 'THERE they are, officers!'

DAKKA-DAKKA NERD MULCH

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Beslan51

Tool up
Man to the brim

[petril]

Nevermind Area 51, I feel a bit unsettled when walking past buildings or sites with these in them.

set one of them off last week heading home from work. saw I wasn't going to make it out of the bastard business park to get to the usual bus stop, didn't fancy losing a race to the bus stop at the train station again, so I quickly realised if I go the canal route I can maybe, if the traffic's kind to me and shite to the bus get to the next stop. Meant going round the edge of a disused building surrounded by the fuckers like an abandoned level design for an FPS game. Nipped past about 5m clear of one and it played the message about recording video and sending it to the owners and police. Which I would've shrugged off if it wasn't a voice that sounded like Tyres playing a provo.

(nb: the traffic lights were good enough and I matched my commute home PB. no further action)

[Sebastian Cobb]

I had one shine a light at me, it was just in some fenced off roadworks so didn't go full tyres the second it saw me as I guess false-alarms are quite common in a small fenced off area in public.

I saw a closed ice rink or something the other day that had tens of them, at least two at every entrance and exit, presumably so you can't just chuck a blanket over one of them and burst the doors.

[Psmith]

If there aliens there,they are going to be more human than the thing in the White House.

[Sebastian Cobb]

[Bazooka]

I've just bought my Ryanair ticket from Beijing to Area 51 arrivals lounge, the jokes on you after I get to give a peck on the cheek to a nice lass from Neptune.

[Thursday]

Probably most of the people signing up for this are weebs, so yeah gun-em down, by all means.

[Blumf]

https://mashable.com/article/pornhub-area-51-alien-searches/

In wake of the viral Facebook event about storming Area 51 began making the rounds earlier in July, searches for both Area 51 and aliens have spiked on Pornhub

[Sebastian Cobb]

martian_fatty_fuck.mp4