Main Menu

Tip jar

If you like CaB and wish to support it, you can use PayPal or KoFi. Thank you, and I hope you continue to enjoy the site - Neil.

Buy Me a Coffee at ko-fi.com

Support CaB

Recent

Welcome to Cook'd and Bomb'd. Please login or sign up.

April 25, 2024, 08:45:36 AM

Login with username, password and session length

Freehold anus ownership

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, July 16, 2019, 03:18:41 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

Shoulders?-Stomach!

New plots available nr Mansfield

Good prospects for long term investors.

Call Alan to arrange viewings

zomgmouse

I dunno I've heard it's a bit of a hole

pancreas

Glad to hear we're finally making use of brownfield sites.

Glebe

Took a long time for me to come round to this, but it was worth it.

Ferris

Google "sunk cost fallacy", and you will see a picture of freehold anus ownership.

Think on.

kittens

you don't actually own the anus though do you. you can live in it or rent it out but you aren't allowed to add an extension or anything exciting like that.

Ferris

Quote from: kittens on July 16, 2019, 03:54:28 PM
you don't actually own the anus though do you. you can live in it or rent it out but you aren't allowed to add an extension or anything exciting like that.

You're thinking of leasehold anus ownership. Even more of a disaster.

I rent all the anus I need, and the landlord is on the hook for repairs if it all goes south.

Think on.

Cuellar

Not fucking interested, alright?

Alright.

pancreas

If I change my mind, how easy is it to liquidate?

Glebe


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: pancreas on July 16, 2019, 04:01:16 PM
If I change my mind, how easy is it to liquidate?

All terms are binding from the point the advance is released. Please obtain legal advice if you are at all unsure about the nature of the commitment you are entering into.

hamfist

These new plots are small and shoddy.

Take it from me : I've been putting my wad into older anuses then getting a team of Poles to do them up. Lick of paint here and there, bit of bleach. Then I flip the anus within a year and make a neat return - then invest in a couple more rings. I'm making piles. If you wanna put down a deposit in one of my anuses, PM me.

Ferris

Quote from: hamfist on July 16, 2019, 09:17:37 PM
These new plots are small and shoddy.

Take it from me : I've been putting my wad into older anuses then getting a team of Poles to do them up. Lick of paint here and there, bit of bleach. Then I flip the anus within a year and make a neat return - then invest in a couple more rings. I'm making piles. If you wanna put down a deposit in one of my anuses, PM me.

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on July 16, 2019, 03:55:09 PM
You're thinking of leasehold anus ownership. Even more of a disaster.

I rent all the anus I need, and the landlord is on the hook for repairs if it all goes south.

Think on.

One of these people is a complete MUG. You decide which, but I think you know who it is!

Shoulders?-Stomach!

You haven't been investing in anal smallholdings have you? Sounds like it.

The bottom fell out of that market years ago.

Ferris

Quote from: Shoulders?-Stomach! on July 16, 2019, 09:27:56 PM
You haven't been investing in anal smallholdings have you? Sounds like it.

The bottom fell out of that market years ago.

Well if you get wind of any new opportunities, let me know.

Replies From View

Quote from: kittens on July 16, 2019, 03:54:28 PM
you don't actually own the anus though do you. you can live in it or rent it out but you aren't allowed to add an extension or anything exciting like that.

You can say that about any anus.  It's all a con.

Glebe

What happened with this, btw? Been curious... not gay, just curious. Honest.