is there aliens yes or no

[hedgehog90]

I wonder if there has ever been an alien wearing skis

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Proof Positive

[Pearly-Dewdrops Drops]

There's 7,000,000,000 people on Earth. Even if we are extremely conservative and assume there is a 1 in 1,000,000,000 chance that a given person is an alien, then the science of probability confirms that there are at least 7 aliens walking among us.

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In the 21st century has there ever been an alien giving all like raffle tickets to people who grew up in an asylum.

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There's 7,000,000,000 people on Earth. Even if we are extremely conservative and assume there is a 1 in 1,000,000,000 chance that a given person is an alien, then the science of probability confirms that there are at least 7 aliens walking among us.

Oh I forgot to ask what if they needed wool to live but they had somehow been born in wool-free countries.

I am guessing they would die but I want to know what you think

[kittens]

well done cooked and bombed once again proven unable to take anything seriously for 1 second. if you value your brain's please think about this for 1 second and maybe you ll realise aliens might be real.

[alan nagsworth]

I believe it was Stephen Hawking who once said "if time travel were possible, where's all the cunting time travellers you bitch" to his wife.

I would like to posit the same question: if there's other life out there, why haven't they come to party with us on this brilliant planet that's got booze and cocaine and Jackbox Party Pack and karaoke and loads of different types of mental sex? Because none of that stuff exists anywhere else in the universe so if any of those weird germs and vague specks of moisture had a shred of common fucking sense between them whilst floating about aimlessly in the vast nothing of space they'd be here right now railing up great hoofer lines of coke and making porn with the rest of us. Except they're not. So the answer's no.

Case closed.

[José]

i'm a host to an extraterrestrial brain parasite. it's not really "sentient" in the sense we use the word, but the gestalt entity we form could definately be described as "intelligent" alien life i suppose?

anyways thousands of them arrive during each leonid meteor shower but the vast majority wither and die before pairing with a host, so the total number of us is a mystery. if you ever wondered who watches all those channel 4 property shows though, it's us. i can't get enough of the damn things ever since this zeta reticulan octopus started suckling my medulla oblongata.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Yes they are here, and they have weaponised antisemitism dad

[seepage]

there's a 5L tin upended in the garden (paint this time, not v.cheap table wine). As I don't live in the bloody Canadian outbake or whatever, it's got to be father dagon or one of those flipping draclears I reckon.

[Noonling]

I believe it was Stephen Hawking who once said "if time travel were possible, where's all the cunting time travellers you bitch" to his wife.

I would like to posit the same question: if there's other life out there, why haven't they come to party with us on this brilliant planet that's got booze and cocaine and Jackbox Party Pack and karaoke and loads of different types of mental sex? Because none of that stuff exists anywhere else in the universe so if any of those weird germs and vague specks of moisture had a shred of common fucking sense between them whilst floating about aimlessly in the vast nothing of space they'd be here right now railing up great hoofer lines of coke and making porn with the rest of us. Except they're not. So the answer's no.

Case closed.

Humans have only 2-3 main sexing holes, and every Jackbox Party Pack has at least two rubbish games. Bet you all the money in the world that some aliens out there not only have 5+ sexing holes, they also have party game packs which are consistently better.

Also, considering proper computers were only invented on Earth last century and plenty of aliens will have had computers for yonks more time, their porn will be...interactive and 5D and involve limbs humans can't even imagine.

Perhaps thats actually the Great Filter: All intelligent life eventually makes porn thats so good they stop reproducing and die out. That's why we've never encountered aliens. Porn.

[Gregory Torso]

There is aliens:

- Man with big head standing outside a Subway sandwich restaurant not even going inside it, head was really big, alien big head.
- Man in car park watching me go to work, silent, red cagoul, shopping bags with nothing in them, 6.30 a.m.
- Woman on bus who brought a stink of burning grass clippings and rotting animal feed with her, went upstairs and never came down again.
- Thing that appeared from beneath a dry hump of dead pine needles, tiny little beaks all over it open and closening, said "whoops" and buried itself again quickly.

[alan nagsworth]

Humans have only 2-3 main sexing holes, and every Jackbox Party Pack has at least two rubbish games. Bet you all the money in the world that some aliens out there not only have 5+ sexing holes, they also have party game packs which are consistently better.

Also, considering proper computers were only invented on Earth last century and plenty of aliens will have had computers for yonks more time, their porn will be...interactive and 5D and involve limbs humans can't even imagine.

Perhaps thats actually the Great Filter: All intelligent life eventually makes porn thats so good they stop reproducing and die out. That's why we've never encountered aliens. Porn.

nope wrong they don't have any of that, we've got the best stuff

Yes they are here, and they have weaponised antisemitism dad

it ain't half weaponising antisemitism, mum

[Cloud]

Of course, they run the government.  They say there are a lot of farts in the house of commons.

But yeah space is mind bogglingly big, I'm sure they exist.  They're just either too far away with no ability to travel FTL yet or generally don't give a shit or more likely, see that we're a bunch of psychos who'd probably murder them on sight and stay well clear

[purlieu]

I fucking hope so, otherwise our species is on its way to destroying all life in the universe, and we're never going to live that one down.

[JesusAndYourBush]

Yes, I believe they exist.  I also believe that due to the sheer distances involved, it's highly unlikely any of them have ever visited this planet.

[Kryton]

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How often do you think you have seen a UFO and then been disappointed to realise it is just your cock again.

[jobotic]

Of course there are aliens but they're too far away for us to see. Like, over three miles away.

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Of course there are aliens but they're too far away for us to see. Like, over three miles away.

Maybe we have binoculars clever clogs

[thenoise]

Sting is hiding in plain sight.

[kittens]

got quite drunk last night in order to think about this whole issue more clearly and i have determined that there are not any aliens anywhere at all.

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got quite drunk last night in order to think about this whole issue more clearly and i have determined that there are not any aliens anywhere at all.

They show up when you stop looking for them

[Ferris]

got quite drunk last night in order to think about this whole issue more clearly and i have determined that there are not any aliens anywhere at all.

Show us the pictures of no-aliens or how can we believe you

[Gregory Torso]

What if aliens but robots?

[kittens]

What if aliens but robots?

literally was just thinking this. computers are getting more and more important in this day and age.

[Cuntbeaks]

There is aliens:
- Thing that appeared from beneath a dry hump of dead pine needles, tiny little beaks all over it open and closening, said "whoops" and buried itself again quickly.

Captain Beefheart writes an unused verse for Pena.

[Cerys]

[tag] # L Ron Hubbard tells me so # [/tag]

[a duncandisorderly]

All intelligent life eventually makes porn thats so good they stop reproducing and die out. That's why we've never encountered aliens. Porn.

this is a very good point.

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literally was just thinking this. computers are getting more and more important in this day and age.

It's actually amazing what they can do with them.  There is a paint advert now that has a dog singing "I do it my way", and you think at first "but you can't be doing it your way because you are ostensibly a dog and dogs never do anything" and then you realise "ah yeah of course - it was faked with computers and dogs can't even sing, gotcha".