Completely Tonto Jesus art

[Alberon]

The insane, completely tonto world of Christian religious art, and parodies thereof.

Things like this which I've seen here before that is sincere



And things like this, which - perhaps - aren't



But since it's been nearly 2000 years since he died for our sins there must be plenty else out there.

[bgmnts]

The latter picture is barely an improvement on the original; lets face it, Jesus is ripped to fuck when he was being crucified for all our sins.

[Mr Banlon]

Surely the nails would have come out before the wood snapped.

[Lordofthefiles]

Surely the nails would have come out before the wood snapped.

Gorilla Glue

[Mr Banlon]

Perhaps they are part of a triptych.
Billy Ray Cyrus injects Jesus with steroids in the first one.
'Roid rage Jesus breaks free in the second.
Third part :

[Captain Z]

Reminds me of the 'Jesus is a jerk' meme.

[MiddleRabbit]

The insane, completely tonto world of Christian religious art, and parodies thereof.

Things like this which I've seen here before that is sincere

Worst reach around ever.

[Deanjam]

Business Jesus.

[Shaky]

Ha ha, fucking hell - I've only just noticed the junkie is sharing an arm with Jesus as part of some tortured metaphor. I'd only ever glanced at that meme before and thought it depicted Mr Christ trying to hold the guy back!

I intend to do absolutely nothing with this new insight.

[Alberon]

This one is totally non-serious.



It's from a manga and anime series about Jesus and Buddha living in modern day Japan and discovering life.

Meanwhile Jesus is blessing Superman.



On to serious stuff and you get things like this


At least Sting won't get lost.


Yeah, not at all creepy.


Now is he meant to be anguished at the state of the oceans or is he just washing his hair?

[BlodwynPig]

Has anyone imagined a pug ugly Jesus?

[Inspector Norse]

Now is he meant to be anguished at the state of the oceans or is he just washing his hair?

He's getting a blow job from a mermaid.

[Ferris]

These are brill

[lazarou]

Yeah, not at all creepy.

There's probably a thread in itself on 'amateur art where the artist clearly lost interest once they got past the shoulders'. Amazing scenes here. The bizarre anatomy and perspective, the body that gives up entirely about halfway down, the bloated yams for hands pawing at a three-foot-wide keyboard. I'd suspect they'd only ever had a PC described to them if the shitty blue mousepad wasn't so authentically '90s.

[gilbertharding]

Yeah, not at all creepy.

"And when I'm not busy hosting Multi Coloured Swap Shop, I like to relax by going for a drive in one of my classic sports cars."