Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Negated AS FUCK

[Head Gardener]

[imitationleather]

Phwoar.

[Gulftastic]

Beardsley is cancelled.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49760230

[bgmnts]

I like how a panel can decide if you are officially racist or not.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Massive away result for Dudelange, 12th in the Luxembourg premier division.

That will show those Cypriots. Qarabag and Sevilla up next. They had better watch themselves.

[king_tubby]

I expect the Liverpool team to come on to the field at the weekend in Peter Beardsley t-shirts.

[imitationleather]

Massive away result for Dudelange, 12th in the Luxembourg premier division.

That will show those Cypriots. Qarabag and Sevilla up next. They had better watch themselves.

Went from 0:2, to 3:2, to 3:4! Now that is what you want from this competition amirite lads?!

[Chollis]

Beardsley is cancelled.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49760230

Cannot look at his face without saying out loud "awight bob"

[Poobum]

Gladbach down 3-0 at home to something called RZ Pellets WAC, curazy. Wolfsburger AC in fact, but fuck such dignity, people need to made aware of a variety of pellets.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Get the fuckin Pellets down you and fuck up

[Ferris]

Beardsley is cancelled.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49760230

"Ny'alright Bob, still at home because of the trouble with the foreign lads, y'know..."

[BlodwynPig]

Gladbach down 3-0 at home to something called RZ Pellets WAC, curazy. Wolfsburger AC in fact, but fuck such dignity, people need to made aware of a variety of pellets.

Austrian no doubt, the whores of the club football world

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Actual events must be thin on the ground because Bournemouth get a full narrative piece on the BBC today after 3 wins, 1 draw and 2 losses with a goal difference of 1

[imitationleather]

Kane just scored while mid-stumble. Cor, what a goal.

[bgmnts]

Spurs didn't get a 90 minute Kane dive pen today did they?

[BlodwynPig]

bye bye Spurs as a "force" in world football

[DrGreggles]

Man City 1 up v Watford in the first minute...

[BlodwynPig]

Man City 1 up v Watford in the first minute...

quelle surprise?

the new Messi 90 Pen

[DrGreggles]

2-0...

At this rate they'll score 35.

[BlodwynPig]

4-0 now

[DrGreggles]

4-0 now

Give it another couple of minutes...

[DrGreggles]

There you are.

[weekender]

I for one am pleased that I substituted out a De Bruyne/Silva combo for a Sterling/Aguero partnership in my fantasy football team.

[DrGreggles]

Five...

[BlodwynPig]

There you are.

7-0 now

[weekender]

5-0 after 17 minutes?  This is incredible.

[DrGreggles]

At least the losing team aren't renowned for sacking managers.

[weekender]

I'll save you the bother:

The record for the biggest win is Manchester United's 9–0 victory against Ipswich Town at Old Trafford on 4 March 1995.

The highest scoring game is Portsmouth's 7–4 win against Reading at Fratton Park on 29 September 2007.

[DrGreggles]

Already knew that, but I think that's the PL record only.