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Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, July 16, 2019, 10:40:59 PM

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BlodwynPig

I was wrong

Wrexham 20 points from 23 = 0.869 points per game
Cwmbran 8 points from 10 = 0.8 points per game

jobotic

#2461
So Gillingham have West Ham in THE FA Cup. Should I go even though I haven't been for about four years and only seen Gillingham at friendlies at Chatham Town. I used to take the piss out of the sort of people who only turn up for big games when I had my few years of home and away all over the country GILLS!

Maybe I'll watch it on TV if it's on, up the pub that's about four miles away from the ground.

bgmnts

Depressed now.

Oh and I got randomly blocked by a girl I was seeing kind of yesterday and she was from Chatham, so I hope Chatham Town go into administration and the place itself succumbs to a contained zombie outbreak.

DrGreggles

Danny Drinkwater is at Burnley - who knew?!

buttgammon

Quote from: BlodwynPig on December 03, 2019, 06:28:43 PM
How thriving is Cwmbran?

How thriving is any community in Wales?

The average Welsh community is thriving in the way that Wrexham are thriving in the National League.

jobotic

Quote from: bgmnts on December 03, 2019, 07:22:18 PM
Depressed now.

Oh and I got randomly blocked by a girl I was seeing kind of yesterday and she was from Chatham, so I hope Chatham Town go into administration and the place itself succumbs to a contained zombie outbreak.

You should see the high street, it already has! Hahaha

bgmnts

There's a high street? I spent a day there and had no idea.

Artie Fufkin


imitationleather

Opta Win Probability has somehow managed to top Expected Goals as the biggest nonsense statistic in football coverage.

DrGreggles

Quote from: imitationleather on December 04, 2019, 07:27:19 PM
Opta Win Probability has somehow managed to top Expected Goals as the biggest nonsense statistic in football coverage.

What about Garth Crooks' predictions?

Ferris

Quote from: DrGreggles on December 04, 2019, 07:54:41 PM
What about Garth Crooks' predictions?

Very useful in predicting the opposite outcome.


bgmnts

Andrew Robertson is ace. Cheekiest grin every time he winds some cunt up.


bgmnts

Origi with a fucking worldie, Berbatov level touch.

Ferris

Villa 1 point off the drop zone as it stands. Proof, as if more proof be needed, that modern football is shit.

Chollis

Klopp showing Everton absolutely no respect with that line-up, is right

Tony Dorigo, what a player. Been sat on the bench most of the season so it's easy to forget how many biiiiiiig goals he scores when he comes on

Sadio Mané best forward in the world behind Messi

Chollis

Quote from: bgmnts on December 04, 2019, 08:32:35 PM
Andrew Robertson is ace. Cheekiest grin every time he winds some cunt up.

Such a snide cunt. Fucking love it

bgmnts

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on December 04, 2019, 08:50:12 PM
Villa 1 point off the drop zone as it stands. Proof, as if more proof be needed, that modern football is shit.

Alex Iwobi was bought for up to 34 million pounds, that's a testament to the shitness of modern football.

Chollis



bgmnts

Bloody hell that was easy x4.

Can't believe I forgot to captain Mane in the fantasy team FUCK.

Inspector Norse


Inspector Norse

It's only taken Mourinho a week or so to rediscover Rubbish Sissoko

Chollis

This is the best match I've watched in years months

bgmnts

Quote from: Inspector Norse on December 04, 2019, 09:02:36 PM
Silva gone

Surely

Even if they give a decent second half you'd have to think so.

And I can't believe Man Utd went from almost relegation spot to 6th despite being dire.

BlodwynPig

My preddo was 5-3 liverpool, ITS ON!


Also Tranmere 3-2 Man United at the moment

Chollis

He was gone after Norwich, they just didn't want to bring a new manager before Anfield (a guaranteed defeat) and the other horrendous fixtures they've got in this period

BlodwynPig

Need to find that Bosto preddo for Everton and Shoulders' lickspittle defence of it

imitationleather

This Spurs performance reminds me of the last days of the Pochettino era, if anyone else can recall that long ago.