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Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, July 16, 2019, 10:40:59 PM

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bgmnts

When even Italian football clubs are disgusted by your racism...

Danger Man

Quote from: The Boston Crab on December 05, 2019, 07:13:13 AM
Taking the day off work to spend my nine grand derby win.

What will you spend the nine grand on?  Headphones?

bgmnts

Whack it all on Everton to get relegated.

GMTV

Quote from: Beagle 2 on December 05, 2019, 10:29:54 AM
Davey Moyes incoming. An early Christmas miracle.

You're being a wee bit naughty there, you might get a slap.

Deanjam


chveik

they're dropping like flies! who's next?

bgmnts

Quote from: Deanjam on December 05, 2019, 08:34:22 PM
Silva gone. Big Dunc in charge.



Everton have always had a bit of a nasty streak against Liverpool, imagine the derby with Duncan Ferguson in charge!


BlodwynPig


phes

Sheffield United appear to be playing Eric Andre up front

Lord Mandrake

Remember when it was all chand and phantom power and that other man u fan in here? Eis Nein and hungerartist were the only lfc fans I remember, now it's like the fucking kop in here.

Danger Man

Quote from: Deanjam on December 05, 2019, 08:34:22 PM
Silva gone.

Did fuck all at three clubs. Made 15 million quid. What a guy.

bgmnts

A Brazilian player at Shaktar got racially abused by fans and he gave them the finger, kicked a ball at them and got sent off. Bit harsh.

Blinder Data

Quote from: Lord Mandrake on December 05, 2019, 10:19:24 PM
Remember when it was all chand and phantom power and that other man u fan in here? Eis Nein and hungerartist were the only lfc fans I remember, now it's like the fucking kop in here.

Is that not just because football fans are more vocal when successful?

imitationleather

Quote from: Danger Man on December 05, 2019, 11:00:07 PM
Did fuck all at three clubs. Made 15 million quid. What a guy.

He only keeps getting employed because he looks a bit like Pochettino.

Chollis

please let it be Moyes

please please please

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Deanjam on December 05, 2019, 08:34:22 PM
Silva gone. Big Dunc in charge.



Fucking hell. Big DUNC.

There are gonna be bodies

Ferris

Quote from: Chollis on December 06, 2019, 10:21:33 AM
please let it be Moyes

please please please

Anyone from the British Managers Lunch Club, really.

Chollis


king_tubby

Maybe they can snatch Pardew from the jaws of Watford.

Jittlebags

Go to the top of the pile and appoint Mc Laren. The Destroy and Exit King. Instead of dishing out Everton Mints before the game, they could dish out Fun and Laughter Bars.

imitationleather

Marco Silva is available, I hear.

Maybe hire him?

Inspector Norse


bgmnts

Would guarantee staying up at least if they went for fat sam or moylesy.

Inspector Norse

Fat Sam's triumphant return

Vindication for his revolutionary tactic of playing eight defensive midfielders in a dead rubber against a team already relegated

Maybe they can hire a fuckin GHOST OF HEYSEL

dr beat

Quote from: Jittlebags on December 06, 2019, 01:31:49 PM
Go to the top of the pile and appoint Mc Laren. The Destroy and Exit King. Instead of dishing out Everton Mints before the game, they could dish out Fun and Laughter Bars.

This. Or maybe appoint Casper and make Hair Island the assistant.

Honestly, best thing is just to wind things down now. Sell whatever assets exist. Sell off the name and copyright. Players can get sacked instantly? All staff apart from Dunc sacked. Unsy open a boxing gym in Huyton.

Ferris

Pulis or Sherwood.

Both available, both good "football men", both will do a lovely destroy and exit (but only if the price is right!)

BlodwynPig

Quote from: The Boston Crab on August 05, 2019, 08:58:55 AM
Nah. Spurs are fading fast. Your boys are no better than under Moyesy. Chelsea labouring to ninth trying to get Oscar back from Evergrande to save the day. Who else is there? Liverpool are burned out after two seasons of giving their all for zero return. I assume there's some other teams, Wolves or Leicester or whatever. Going nowhere fast, one season wonders. Probably going to see suicide rates goin through the roof in the midlands because they don't know how to deal with crushed hopes. It'll be City to win the title and EFC second. I can guarantee this.

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