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Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, July 16, 2019, 10:40:59 PM

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BlodwynPig

Quote from: Chollis on August 10, 2019, 12:56:58 PM
do you think Everton tried to branch out to Asia and Asia just said sorry not interested

4Chang

DrGreggles


DrGreggles

Remember when the go to VAR phrase was "clear and obvious"?

imitationleather

I've missed BOTH Premier League games. I don't think I missed two games in the entirety of last season.

It's official: Football is dead.

Plans for later: Get thyself to the pub and watch Spurs beat Aston Villa 9:0.

Captain Z

And there ends Liverpool's stay at the top for this season.

Shoulders?-Stomach!


sevendaughters

absolutely fucked back in time by Preston. sigh.

BlodwynPig

Good result for Everton's offence today

imitationleather

Losing to this piece of shit team. (Soz Ferris.) You've gotta laugh, haven't you?

Captain Z

He usually scores when I criticise him so: oh look, an Eriksen cross that doesn't clear the first man.

Great White Ape

Ugh, a real gut punch but I think we'll do okay. Just avoiding relegation is what we're hoping for this season.

bgmnts

No 90 minute soft pen from Kane today?

imitationleather

WE'RE GONNA FINISH THIRD IN THE LEAGUE

imitationleather

Quote from: bgmnts on August 10, 2019, 07:25:23 PM
No 90 minute soft pen from Kane today?

Eat my dick. I'm full of hubris and I am not frightened to use it!

imitationleather

Also Gateshead drew for the third time this season, thus maintaining their 100% record.

BEST SATURDAY EVER

jobotic

Chatham Town out of the cup to Cray Valley Paper Mill

Good news is Glebe still in it after beating Hollands & Blair (BLIAR)

BlodwynPig

Fisher Gravey'd out of the FA Cup by Horsham YMCA

Ffs. That takes the edge off your day, imi.


imitationleather

Quote from: BlodwynPig on August 10, 2019, 08:15:17 PM
Fisher Gravey'd out of the FA Cup by Horsham YMCA

Ffs. That takes the edge off your day, imi.

Very pleased I turned down a lift to that. Apparently Fisher were the better team. Typical.

king_tubby

Well, that Games of Thrones opening is a bit rubbish, Gary.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: king_tubby on August 10, 2019, 10:31:27 PM
Well, that Games of Thrones opening is a bit rubbish, Gary.

Thats what upper echelon football has become, with Toad Lineker squatting over the TV as a sporty Stuart Heritage

king_tubby


Ferris

Quote from: imitationleather on August 10, 2019, 06:18:55 PM
Losing to this piece of shit team. (Soz Ferris.) You've gotta laugh, haven't you?

Something about "last laugh" or something.

Was pissed up at a wedding, sneakily watching this on my phone. First half Villa looked great and Spurs looked shite so I switched it off, safe in the knowledge of a luuurvely 3 points.

By the time I was told the score, I was already on the dance floor grooving it up and laughing the night away* which helped to soften the blow. Obviously I'm hungover now and furious at the result.

Still, what a goal eh? Super John McGinn! Super John McGinn!

*pissed up on booze

Dunkirk FC 1 1 Gresley FC

Boatmen vs Moatmen

Some of the worst refereeing I have ever seen.

weekender

VAR ruling that Wolves goal out at 51 minutes for handball is a fucking stupid decision.

kalowski

At what point are we allowed to start saying, "Liverpool and City would destroy both of these teams"??

Rizla

6-1 defeat to The Rangers for cryin out loud. Our new manager is utter dogshit. Signs a bunch of league 1 cloggers, seems to think he's doing us a favour just being in Scotland, treating us as some kind of stepping stone to bigger and better things, fuckin do one you cunt. Fuck this whole season already.

McGinn's goal was beautiful yesterday, wasn't it? *Sniff*


sevendaughters

this Chelsea XI looks pretty crap on paper. front three of Barkley, Mount, and Abraham? That's Champo level.

bgmnts

They should have strengthened in the transfer window to be honest.