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Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, July 16, 2019, 10:40:59 PM

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BlodwynPig

Sky text commentary: Giroud loves Euroe more than the Lib Dems

Oh do fuck off you preening smug cunts

Mr Eggs


Chollis

Why on earth does this have extra time

Chollis

Quote from: sevendaughters on August 14, 2019, 08:53:57 PM
looking at the lineups... did Chelsea tank their league game to win this meaningless pot?

fucking Kante

bgmnts

Mason Mount is a pornstar name if I ever heard one.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Extra time in the all important superist coupe de universe

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Mane is the boss under pressure though innee

Gotta like a bit of Sadio Mane


bgmnts

Origi to win the super cup with a super run and a super finish.

Mr Eggs

Lampard will knock one out tonight if they win this. And he'll lick it off his fingers.

bgmnts

I cant see Liverpool playing as bad as this at any point during the season proper, if they do I can imagine Klopp will be giving out the hairdryer treatment.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: bgmnts on August 14, 2019, 10:23:59 PM
I cant see Liverpool playing as bad as this at any point during the season proper, if they do I can imagine Klopp will be giving out the hairdryer treatment.

Cheers Chris Sutton

Mr Eggs


Shoulders?-Stomach!


Chollis

Absolutely meaningless friendly, really not arsed we've lost, get the players back and ready for Southampton on Saturday

Absolutely massive this, winning begets winning as they say in the Sky Sports Studio. The players will have dreamed of this since before they were conceived. It's the one we all want.

JamesTC


DrGreggles

Quote from: chveik on August 14, 2019, 07:14:39 PM
anyone PUMPED for the SUPERCUP?

Forgot it was on.

***checks score***

Hooray! We won!
Gots to love the European Charity Shield Super Cup!

jobotic

#467
What's that two losses from two games for Lampard? The 606 Chelsea fans will be turning in him soon.

Club LEGEND pisses all over his legacy with uninspired management. He's the Andy Hessenthaler of the Premier League.

Chollis



Shoulders?-Stomach!



BlodwynPig


Jasha

Just seen Hughes Pardew and Allardyce having a couple of breakfast beers before boarding a plane for Yorkshire.

Chollis

caaaaam on you spurs

loving all the songs from the city support, what a repertoire they've got

imitationleather

Quote from: Chollis on August 17, 2019, 06:20:06 PM
loving all the songs from the city support, what a repertoire they've got

Don't take the piss. They're the best at booing in the league.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And when the Champions League theme comes on.

WHIIIIIIIIIISTLE! DIDN'T WANT TO WIN IT ANYWAY! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTLE!

They're loads better than us but that's not exactly news.

JamesTC

Quote from: BlodwynPig on August 16, 2019, 11:00:06 PM
Shouldnt have sold Messi Pen 90 to Liverpool

Don't worry. Barca have just rid themselves of a "great sadness" so they'll be fine.

Now they've gotten rid of Coutinho, it is Valverde next on the chopping block as the new scapegoat. After Valverde is sacked, I'm going for Dembele as the next scapegoat. Griezmann could be a dark horse.


JamesTC


imitationleather