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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #450 on: August 14, 2019, 09:07:06 PM »
Sky text commentary: Giroud loves Euroe more than the Lib Dems

Oh do fuck off you preening smug cunts

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #451 on: August 14, 2019, 09:52:04 PM »
Christ.

Chollis

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #452 on: August 14, 2019, 09:53:43 PM »
Why on earth does this have extra time

Chollis

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #453 on: August 14, 2019, 09:56:02 PM »
looking at the lineups... did Chelsea tank their league game to win this meaningless pot?

fucking Kante

Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #454 on: August 14, 2019, 09:58:37 PM »
Mason Mount is a pornstar name if I ever heard one.

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #455 on: August 14, 2019, 10:01:51 PM »
Extra time in the all important superist coupe de universe

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #456 on: August 14, 2019, 10:02:35 PM »
Mane is the boss under pressure though innee

Gotta like a bit of Sadio Mane

Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #457 on: August 14, 2019, 10:05:20 PM »
Ha diving cunt. Who cares though.

Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #458 on: August 14, 2019, 10:08:19 PM »
Origi to win the super cup with a super run and a super finish.

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #459 on: August 14, 2019, 10:09:37 PM »
Lampard will knock one out tonight if they win this. And he'll lick it off his fingers.

Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #460 on: August 14, 2019, 10:23:59 PM »
I cant see Liverpool playing as bad as this at any point during the season proper, if they do I can imagine Klopp will be giving out the hairdryer treatment.

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #461 on: August 14, 2019, 10:39:44 PM »
I cant see Liverpool playing as bad as this at any point during the season proper, if they do I can imagine Klopp will be giving out the hairdryer treatment.

Cheers Chris Sutton

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #462 on: August 14, 2019, 10:46:11 PM »
Dogshit pen. Fuck you, Frank Lampard.

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #463 on: August 14, 2019, 10:54:09 PM »
Are you there Mounty it's me Gazza

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #464 on: August 14, 2019, 11:04:13 PM »
Absolutely meaningless friendly, really not arsed we've lost, get the players back and ready for Southampton on Saturday

Absolutely massive this, winning begets winning as they say in the Sky Sports Studio. The players will have dreamed of this since before they were conceived. It's the one we all want.

Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #466 on: August 15, 2019, 01:07:19 AM »
anyone PUMPED for the SUPERCUP?

Forgot it was on.

***checks score***

Hooray! We won!
Gots to love the European Charity Shield Super Cup!

Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #467 on: August 15, 2019, 09:18:16 AM »
What's that two losses from two games for Lampard? The 606 Chelsea fans will be turning in him soon.

Club LEGEND pisses all over his legacy with uninspired management. He's the Andy Hessenthaler of the Premier League.
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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #468 on: August 15, 2019, 10:30:52 AM »
But he just gets the club

Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #469 on: August 15, 2019, 04:58:45 PM »

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #470 on: August 15, 2019, 05:58:03 PM »
^ really funny, I laughed

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #471 on: August 16, 2019, 10:06:45 PM »
Barcelona getting relegated.

BlodwynPig

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #472 on: August 16, 2019, 11:00:06 PM »
Barcelona getting relegated.

Shouldnt have sold Messi Pen 90 to Liverpool

Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #473 on: August 17, 2019, 08:09:16 AM »
Just seen Hughes Pardew and Allardyce having a couple of breakfast beers before boarding a plane for Yorkshire.

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #474 on: August 17, 2019, 06:20:06 PM »
caaaaam on you spurs

loving all the songs from the city support, what a repertoire they've got

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #475 on: August 17, 2019, 06:22:16 PM »
loving all the songs from the city support, what a repertoire they've got

Don't take the piss. They're the best at booing in the league.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And when the Champions League theme comes on.

WHIIIIIIIIIISTLE! DIDN'T WANT TO WIN IT ANYWAY! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTLE!

They're loads better than us but that's not exactly news.

Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #476 on: August 17, 2019, 07:00:39 PM »
Shouldnt have sold Messi Pen 90 to Liverpool

Don't worry. Barca have just rid themselves of a "great sadness" so they'll be fine.

Now they've gotten rid of Coutinho, it is Valverde next on the chopping block as the new scapegoat. After Valverde is sacked, I'm going for Dembele as the next scapegoat. Griezmann could be a dark horse.

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #477 on: August 17, 2019, 07:09:21 PM »
Surely time to bring Eriksen on.

Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #478 on: August 17, 2019, 07:27:37 PM »
VAR is the MOTM for me.

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Re: Football 2020 - Jetpacks for Goalposts
« Reply #479 on: August 17, 2019, 07:29:16 PM »
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