The Barnstaple Pussy Magnet

[Pingers]

I'm thinking of taking my wife and two lovely daughters to Barnstaple for... well, you know the sort of thing. But it's imperative that I know.... is he still there?

[Bazooka]

He's there, which is why men cover their loved ones with lead shrouds 24/7.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Took the missus down there last November to find he was on locum duty in Tintagel. Couldn't be arsed to drive another hour and a half to see him, so we turned around and saw the Quantock Frigwizzard instead. Not as thorough, but very reasonably priced.

[Kane Jones]

Still here mate. Sorry.

[Glebe]

I thought it had moved to Frome.

[Bazooka]

I thought it had moved to Frome.

Couldn't get a Visa.

[Glebe]

Couldn't get a Visa.

You don't need a Visa to move to Frome! You're thinking of Filey.

[Pingers]

No, you're thinking of Scarborough, and you need a visa to get out, not in; the lobster pots on the quayside are purely symbolic.

[a duncandisorderly]

imagine if frome was a rude word. then you could make jokes like 'back-frome the dead' & so forth.

[alan nagsworth]

frome sounds like a good slang alternative for fanny batter

[Twit 2]

Is the Bideford Bum Bandit still at large?

[Glebe]

Anyone ever hear of the Barnstaple Bagpuss Magnet?

[Cold Meat Platter]

Is the Bideford Bum Bandit still at large?

Depending on what this entails, yes or no.

[Bazooka]

Is the Bideford Bum Bandit still at large?

Not by the time I'd had my way, left in a quarry gurgling.

[Kane Jones]

I live in Barnstaple and I know for a fact that the Barnstaple Pussy Magnet now lives in Newcastle. So keep an eye on your cunts, Geordie lasses.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

The Totnes Tit Tractorbeam

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

The Darlington Dickchief

Large and in charge


In Darlington


Yeah broken out of the West Country stranglehold on this thread. Deal with it

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

Take your northeast pissery and fuck off back to Scandinavia