Author Topic: Clever stuff for stupid people  (Read 31508 times)

touchingcloth

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2019, 11:21:49 PM »

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2019, 11:28:36 PM »
Fight Club wins again

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2019, 11:30:19 PM »
Fight Club wins again

Fighting Club is actually clever because he’s mental because he’s not mental because he’s mental so it’s clever.

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2019, 11:32:05 PM »
So can someone who isn't smug here tell me something that is clever stuff for clever people?
Math. Not simply putting it as a word on a hat.

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2019, 11:38:07 PM »
Math. Not simply putting it as a word on a hat.

Make America terribly-heeled. AOC’s got some hatsplainin’ to do.

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2019, 11:41:46 PM »
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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2019, 02:00:24 AM »
well... Chris Morris?

A lot of people think of Chris Morris as just another comic though, albeit one of the best, and don't seem to have learned that much from him. But then that's more a matter of thinking than cleverness.

I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays.You can’t  go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an  absolute public nuisance. I wish to goodness we had a few fools left.

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2019, 02:22:33 AM »
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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #38 on: July 19, 2019, 02:44:03 AM »
Baby Einstein etc. CDs full of basic classical music, because stupid parents think that a caricature of refinement is what it means to be intelligent. Basically they saw Dr. Frasier Crane and thought they could force their baby to be that.

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #39 on: July 19, 2019, 02:49:37 AM »


He looks amazingly Rees-Moggian in this pic, which joins it nicely back to the topic.

I'd say he looks like an evil Kyle Maclachlan after a bad nose job.

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #40 on: July 19, 2019, 02:52:33 AM »
Maybe an evil Michael Palin.

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #41 on: July 19, 2019, 03:21:19 AM »
A hint of Lieutenant Commander Data about him.

Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #42 on: July 19, 2019, 03:25:17 AM »
Baby Einstein etc. CDs full of basic classical music, because stupid parents think that a caricature of refinement is what it means to be intelligent. Basically they saw Dr. Frasier Crane and thought they could force their baby to be that.

What is basic classical music?

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #43 on: July 19, 2019, 03:27:54 AM »
What is basic classical music?

classical music that you're supposed to despise if you want to be considered clever.

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #44 on: July 19, 2019, 03:28:53 AM »

Sky Map application

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2019, 03:29:35 AM »
What is basic classical music?
The 'hits'. Incredible music of course, popular for a reason, but when selected exclusively suggests cultural posturing.

classical music that you're supposed to despise if you want to be considered clever.
Yeah good comprehension top job don't die

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2019, 03:38:27 AM »
Yeah good comprehension top job don't die

I mean, you know the type. there are a lot of sorts of cultural posturing.

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2019, 04:39:30 AM »
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oh oh oh! you guys!

Venn diagrams

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2019, 04:56:57 AM »
Enneagrams

Centrism

Reddit

Breaking Bad

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2019, 05:41:06 AM »
Foodie culture. The Proust bullshit, the history be etc.
I'd also say put that, 'You can really learn about a culture through their food' shit in too. Also when did Chef become a honorific title?

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2019, 06:03:21 AM »
In the Lenny Henry vehicle 'Chef!'

Yes Chef!

Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2019, 06:36:52 AM »
I've got one for you..............

The internet forums Cook'd and Bombd!!!!!!

Reply to this, fuckos!!! I'd like to see you try !!

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #52 on: July 19, 2019, 07:02:31 AM »
I've got one for you..............

The internet forums Cook'd and Bombd!!!!!!

Reply to this, fuckos!!! I'd like to see you try !!

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #53 on: July 19, 2019, 07:35:06 AM »
Sky Map application

Thanks for the recommendation.

Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #54 on: July 19, 2019, 07:37:33 AM »
Roughly half of all scientific research papers.

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #55 on: July 19, 2019, 07:52:18 AM »
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Age as fuck bro
Age. As. Fuck

Well age.

Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #56 on: July 19, 2019, 07:52:36 AM »
Enneagrams

Centrism

Reddit

Breaking Bad

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Do people think Breaking Bad is clever? I think it’s enjoyable but it’s hardly deep.

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #57 on: July 19, 2019, 07:57:36 AM »
Do people think Breaking Bad is clever? I think it’s enjoyable but it’s hardly deep.

"He's really clever the way he does all that stuff with the science isn't he?"

For the record, I like Breaking Bad and the stuff he does with the science.

Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #58 on: July 19, 2019, 08:01:03 AM »
I think Fight Club and Rick and Morty are reasonably clever things that have been misappropriated by stupid people to be almost completely the opposite of what the original intent was

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Re: Clever stuff for stupid people
« Reply #59 on: July 19, 2019, 08:06:03 AM »
watching documentaries
reading books
learning things in general

grow up dumasses and get with the program. the only smart thing to do is stagnate.