Clever stuff for stupid people

[kalowski]

Back on the topic of "overnight oats"- aren't they really horrible and mushy? Also isn't part of the deal with them that you can make them in bulk and they'll keep for a good few days, so you can have cheap nutritious breakfasts and lunches all week? Paying £6 for a pot seems to defeat the point.

I like overnight oats.

[zomgmouse]

People who exclusively share articles about the chemical benefits of weed and mushrooms.

[touchingcloth]

People who exclusively share articles about the chemical benefits of weed and mushrooms.

CBD oil is actually good though.

[The Boston Crab]

I like overnight oats.

Well why don't you go and have a bowl then.

[Inspector Norse]

I think it's ostentatiously paying through the nose for things you can easily recreate at home for fuck all.

How much do you pay for a glass of wine or beer in a restaurant, compared to a bottle of same at the offie?

[idunnosomename]

God I fucking hate The Oatmeal.

i fucking forgot about this heap

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/atheism

not even clever. just stupid for stupid people who think they are the smartest.

[ZoyzaSorris]

CBD oil is actually good though.

So are mushrooms.

[Blue Jam]

I like overnight oats.

Fair enough. I once tried bircher muesli and found it a bit soggy and unpleasant, and I'm one of those people who hate soggy cereal and will just add the milk bit by bit.

I do like Oatly though, and that "Oat Fraiche" stuff they also make...

[Blue Jam]

i fucking forgot about this heap

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/atheism

not even clever. just stupid for stupid people who think they are the smartest.

Is that actually meant to be Ricky Gervais?

I like this one:

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/dog_paradox

Exploding Kittens can get to fuck though.

[ZoyzaSorris]

I have to say I don't really get the lob-and-wide-ons for sneering at the popularisation of science (however ham-fisted and simplistic) or people trying to explore anything outside of the failing status quo ante health or diet wise here, all a bit depressing and shit.

[kalowski]

Fair enough. I once tried bircher muesli and found it a bit soggy and unpleasant, and I'm one of those people who hate soggy cereal and will just add the milk bit by bit.

I do like Oatly though, and that "Oat Fraiche" stuff they also make...

I have no idea about that. I put 1/3 cup each of oats, milk and yogurt in a bowl. Mix and leave in the fridge.

[Cuellar]

I have no idea about that. I put 1/3 cup each of oats, milk and yogurt in a bowl. Mix and leave in the fridge.

You IDIOT

[kalowski]

You IDIOT

Well, I am stupid people.

[kalowski]

Oh, and surely Ricky Gervais' After Life counts as "clever stuff for stupid people"?

[touchingcloth]

Oh, and surely Ricky Gervais' After Life counts as "clever stuff for stupid people"?

Ricky Gervais either as himself or as in character a gnat's cock away from himself. "Just words", "choosing to be offended", "don't believe in Muhammed in the same way I don't believe in Jesus". Never wrong as such, always obvious.

[Sebastian Cobb]

I have no idea about that. I put 1/3 cup each of oats, milk and yogurt in a bowl. Mix and leave in the fridge.

See what I do here is dice an apple put it in a tupperware, throw in cinnamon and shake, then chuck a cup each of almond milk and oats in there.

[touchingcloth]

I have no idea about that. I put 1/3 cup each of oats, milk and yogurt in a bowl. Mix and leave in the fridge.

Leave it in the fridge to what end?

[touchingcloth]

See what I do here is dice an apple put it in a tupperware, throw in cinnamon and shake, then chuck a cup each of almond milk and oats in there.

What I like to do is poach an egg in soup and serve it up with a pork pie/sausage roll.

[Sebastian Cobb]

It's nice that we all have things that we like to do.

[touchingcloth]

It's nice that we all have things that we like to do.

Are you proud of the things you do? Do think any of them are representative of your best work?

[kalowski]

Leave it in the fridge to what end?

The fridge is very good at keeping things cold.
I then get it out of the fridge in the morning and eat it. With a spoon.
Sometimes I add honey, or bananas, or some berries. Sometimes I don't.

[touchingcloth]

For cold porridge?

[touchingcloth]

Calling yourself an "intersectional feminist" when even just "feminist" is probably a stretch.

[kalowski]

Calling yourself an "intersectional feminist" when even just "feminist" is probably a stretch.

I don't!! I just eat cold porridge.

[Blue Jam]

What I like to do is poach an egg in a fuckin' chip

[thecuriousorange]

Pink Floyd - The Wall

[Johnny Yesno]

Pink Floyd - The Wall

Amen. The film is one of the dullest experiences I've ever endured and I was completely baked at the time. God knows what it's like if you have to sit through it straight.

[touchingcloth]

Amen. The film is one of the dullest experiences I've ever endured and I was completely baked at the time. God knows what it's like if you have to sit through it straight.

It's actually really good, one of the best things in music.

[Sherringford Hovis]

What I like to do is poach an egg in soup and serve it up with a pork pie/sausage roll.

Come on Oldham, g'is a goal!

[zomgmouse]

Re the bircher muesli thing, I recently started making my own. I freshly squeeze oranges, mix in some yoghurt and a bit of cinnamon then some oats. Then leave that in the fridge for two days - which apparently is not so much for soaking but something something fermentation. Then when I'm about to eat it have it with some sultanas or dried apricots and I might crush some almonds in there and also I've taken to crumbling some sort of biscuit like a hobnob or something for sweetness and texture.