Spider in my Cleavage

[QDRPHNC]

Soundgarden consider rewrite.

[José]

this reminds me of that time you did a duet with tom jones.

[weekender]

Oh, I get it now.

[JesusAndYourBush]

I've become more tolerant of spiders lately.  Yesterday I carefully nudged one out of the way from where the silly git had made a web *UNDER* the kitchen tap, so I could fill the kettle without getting spider in it.  But today I noticed that the spider that had been sitting in the same place on my bedroom ceiling for nearly a week was sitting on a little ball of web/eggs.  Now I don't mind one spider but I've seen those things hatch outside and didn't want that happening in my bedroom, that's just taking the piss, so I had to get the hoover out. Sorry spider!

[Golden E. Pump]

I don't know why there's a spider in her cleavage.

Perhaps she'll die.

To be fair there was a fly there first but she replaced it with a spider to catch the fly.

[pigamus]

I've become more tolerant of spiders lately.  Yesterday I carefully nudged one out of the way from where the silly git had made a web *UNDER* the kitchen tap, so I could fill the kettle without getting spider in it.  But today I noticed that the spider that had been sitting in the same place on my bedroom ceiling for nearly a week was sitting on a little ball of web/eggs.  Now I don't mind one spider but I've seen those things hatch outside and didn't want that happening in my bedroom, that's just taking the piss, so I had to get the hoover out. Sorry spider!

You sucked him up the vacuum? Sorry to go all Animal Liberation Front but was that really necessary? Do you not have a glass and a piece of cardboard in your house?

[lankyguy95]

I've just had to evict a spider from my cleavage, and I was quite enjoying the idea of being colonised by an arachnid.  Phooey.

Reminds me of my younger flirting days when I would dress up as a spider, go out onto the town and shout at any vaguely attractive woman "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE COLONISED BY AN ARACHNID?!"

Very rarely found a warm, dark place to hide though. Usually just the cold inside of a jail cell. And yet that was still preferable to the homes of the few psychos that said yes.

[Cerys]

Clearly you weren't shouting at the right psychos.

[Zetetic]

What does a spider in your cleavage mean?

[Glebe]

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

# told a tale on you-ou #

( been debating with meself for fucking ages bout whether or not  to put that post up ).

( probably should have debated a bit harder . )

[jobotic]

I was debating the same thing with myself all the time I was reading this thread, Until the last post.

[Cerys]

I'm proud of you both.

[SteveDave]

The only logical solution is to shove a bird in there I think.

Something something cockatoo

[Cerys]

You disgust me.

[SteveDave]

Played for and got.

[Cerys]

Glad to be of service!

[Ambient Sheep]

Ohhhh matron!