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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #90 on: July 24, 2019, 01:59:02 AM »
I'll be honest, I probably would have sex with cat Taylor Swift, but I'd much rather have sex with normal human Taylor Swift.


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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #91 on: July 24, 2019, 02:52:43 AM »


WHAT THE FUCK'S THAT?????????? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This film really is worth it, I'm actually glad I've seen that image it's so funny

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« Reply #92 on: July 24, 2019, 03:13:17 AM »
Which one of them pissed up the curtains?

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« Reply #93 on: July 24, 2019, 05:21:32 AM »
I'll be honest, I probably would have sex with cat Taylor Swift, but I'd much rather have sex with normal human Taylor Swift.

I'd go with cat Taylor Swift. I reckon that'd be really interesting.

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« Reply #94 on: July 24, 2019, 12:32:51 PM »
I'm confused. Are the cats bodies completely CGI or are they costumes that have been touched up in post-production?

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« Reply #95 on: July 24, 2019, 01:01:30 PM »
They got cybernetically enhanced remote control cats to act out the film and then projected the actor's faces onto screens on the front of their heads

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« Reply #96 on: July 24, 2019, 01:19:03 PM »

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« Reply #97 on: July 24, 2019, 01:41:10 PM »
I'm confused. Are the cats bodies completely CGI or are they costumes that have been touched up in post-production?

I believe it's all performance capture.

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« Reply #98 on: July 24, 2019, 01:53:13 PM »


And to think people were tittering about Matthew Horne’s career

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #99 on: July 24, 2019, 02:48:39 PM »
John Candy's let himself go.

As has Mike Myers' The Cat In the Hat.

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« Reply #100 on: July 24, 2019, 03:22:20 PM »
It’s a tuxedo isn’t it? I’ve just noticed it’s a tuxedo (took a long time to tear my eyes off the thing’s coupon). Does that mean they’ve cat-thropomorphized him as a presenter of awards because that all Americans know him for?

There are real depths of desolation to plumb, here.

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« Reply #101 on: July 24, 2019, 03:31:55 PM »
As has Mike Myers' The Cat In the Hat.

Papa Lazarou's not looking great either.

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« Reply #102 on: July 24, 2019, 03:33:30 PM »

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« Reply #103 on: July 24, 2019, 04:18:00 PM »
It looks like something out of the League of Gentlemen

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« Reply #104 on: July 24, 2019, 05:25:28 PM »
It’s a tuxedo isn’t it? I’ve just noticed it’s a tuxedo (took a long time to tear my eyes off the thing’s coupon). Does that mean they’ve cat-thropomorphized him as a presenter of awards because that all Americans know him for?

There are real depths of desolation to plumb, here.

Tuxedo is a nickname for black and white cats with mostly black backs and tails and white bellies, necks and paws, like all these beautiful little fellas;





So I think they've just taken the boringly obvious step of making his markings look like an actual tuxedo suit. If anyone wants to give me any further excuses to post pictures of cats (actual cats) in this or any other thread, please don't hesitate to let me know.

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #105 on: July 24, 2019, 05:48:35 PM »
That tuxedoed James Corden cat is giving me bad memories of Terry Jones somehow.  I am not happy.


Or maybe Danny DeVito.  Oh that’s not so bad then.

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« Reply #106 on: July 24, 2019, 05:49:26 PM »
Tuxedo is a nickname for black and white cats with mostly black backs and tails and white bellies, necks and paws, like all these beautiful little fellas;





So I think they've just taken the boringly obvious step of making his markings look like an actual tuxedo suit. If anyone wants to give me any further excuses to post pictures of cats (actual cats) in this or any other thread, please don't hesitate to let me know.

I’m not convinced - post more photos of cats evidence.

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« Reply #107 on: July 24, 2019, 06:58:30 PM »









Still not enough to wipe away the Corden though is it. Nothing ever can be.

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« Reply #108 on: July 24, 2019, 07:19:58 PM »


They look like a barbershop quartet! Er... where’s the fourth?

“We ate him...
We ate himm...
We ate himmm...”

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« Reply #109 on: July 24, 2019, 08:24:13 PM »
They look like a barbershop quartet! Er... where’s the fourth?

“We ate him...
We ate himm...
We ate himmm...”

Lovely stuff.

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #110 on: July 24, 2019, 08:27:50 PM »
That photo of Corden-cat makes me want to cry

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« Reply #111 on: July 24, 2019, 10:06:22 PM »
I hope there's a baddy cat who keeps going on about his barbed penis and then sodomises James Corden's character and pulls out with his barbs protruding with all bits of Corde anus on them and James Corden has to lick his own anus better but struggles to reach so has to really stretch his tongue but still can' t reach.

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #112 on: July 25, 2019, 12:30:06 AM »
John Candy's let himself go.

Or Charles Laughton's looking well.

Seriously, Corden Cat has opened up a whole new dimension here.

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« Reply #113 on: July 25, 2019, 06:44:30 AM »
I think it takes some skill as an entertainer to make people laugh through being a figure of mockery alone, James Corden we salute you. I watched the the trailer again, and its certainly more disgusting than any HD ISIS head lopping offs.

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« Reply #114 on: July 25, 2019, 06:46:40 AM »
Remember ISIS? What were all that about? Eh? Eh?!

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« Reply #115 on: December 20, 2019, 09:54:22 PM »

Saw this is at my cinema now. Clicked through to the Saturday 7pm showing to laugh at the arseholes going to see it.

One seat sold to opening Saturday 7 oclock showing.

Will cross-post to desolation thread.

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #116 on: December 20, 2019, 10:17:14 PM »
It does seem to be getting mullered in the reviews.

19% Critics / 68% Audience
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cats_2019

Can't be that bad, surely?

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« Reply #117 on: December 20, 2019, 10:23:18 PM »
Well considering the source material is shit who's surprised.

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #118 on: December 20, 2019, 10:28:17 PM »
Saw this is at my cinema now. Clicked through to the Saturday 7pm showing to laugh at the arseholes going to see it.

One seat sold to opening Saturday 7 oclock showing.

Will cross-post to desolation thread.

So far no seats have sold for the 8.45pm showing at the Walthamstow Empire tomorrow night. I'm almost tempted if I can see it on my own without any witnesses.

Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #119 on: December 20, 2019, 10:52:20 PM »
The more I hear about this, the more I want to see it. Unfortunately thanks to bloody Star Wars, my local hasn't got it showing in any of the bigger screens, and if I'm paying to see it I want it to be a fucking EXPERIENCE.

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