Author Topic: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film  (Read 4237 times)

TwinPeaks

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oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« on: July 18, 2019, 11:27:43 PM »
who brought these abominations to life? why's there a james corden cat man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtSd844cI7U

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2019, 11:32:03 PM »
This really is the pits

Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2019, 12:05:19 AM »
Its either this or Superhero Film #1576.

Suck it up and eat your popcorn.

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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2019, 12:22:16 AM »
Uncanny Valley! The Musical

chveik

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2019, 12:28:35 AM »
the horror

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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2019, 01:45:35 AM »
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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2019, 02:34:56 AM »
And I thought Mike Myers in The Cat in the Hat was bad!

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2019, 02:36:41 AM »
Only James Corden could find a way to make me want to punch a cat!

TwinPeaks

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2019, 02:49:31 AM »
I think this technology should never have been made. the musical cats shouldn't have been made either.

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2019, 03:04:08 AM »
Absolutely horrifying.

How can James Corden be so successful?

The body-horror human-cats are ghastly too. And look! Rebel Wilson as a big fatty fat fat cat who can't dance and does pratfalls like fat people do! HAHAHAHA THE FAT BITCH!!!!!

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2019, 03:10:35 AM »
Absolutely horrifying.

How can James Corden be so successful?

The body-horror human-cats are ghastly too. And look! Rebel Wilson as a big fatty fat fat cat who can't dance and does pratfalls like fat people do! HAHAHAHA THE FAT BITCH!!!!!

Rebel Wilson has made a career out of being the butt of the fat shaming jokes.  For a supposed rebel, she sure is mighty compliant!

Still, a gig’s a gig and Rebel’s gotta eat!  (you can have that one on me, Hollywood screenwriters, you fucking hacks)

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2019, 05:39:32 AM »
Pffft. Hopefully there will be a  twitter reaction similar to the one to Sonic The Hedgehog The Movie's abominable trailer, so they take it back and rework the CGI to give the cats tits.

I also hope we see a scene where they chow down on a chicken-  sized live rat.

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2019, 07:07:06 AM »
Film not necessary

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2019, 07:18:15 AM »
I'd rather the made a film where they dress cats up as little humans amd make them meow bad songs.

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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2019, 08:08:33 AM »
Still, a gig’s a gig and Rebel’s gotta eat!  (you can have that one on me, Hollywood screenwriters, you fucking hacks)

But you wrote it

Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2019, 08:11:49 AM »
Rebel Wilson has made a career out of being the butt of the fat shaming jokes.  For a supposed rebel, she sure is mighty compliant!

Still, a gig’s a gig and Rebel’s gotta eat!  (you can have that one on me, Hollywood screenwriters, you fucking hacks)

I think that is somewhat harsh. She tends to play people who don't give a shit about their weight while at the same time not ignoring the fact that she is a fat woman in a world were people mock fat women.

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« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2019, 08:15:25 AM »

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2019, 08:16:14 AM »


Absolutely fucking unnecessary. Spoiled my day

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2019, 08:30:03 AM »
Take off and vivisect the entire cast from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.

BlodwynPig

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2019, 08:31:42 AM »
I bet this wins costumes award at oscars, but they are rubbish - Corden looks like an aged version of himself, naked and auditioning for Disney's Godfather remake

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2019, 09:12:23 AM »


That looks bizarrely like Oliver Hardy.

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2019, 09:13:53 AM »
I miss Sonic.

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« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2019, 09:17:16 AM »
I liked it. Sure, the James corden ones look absolutely fucking terrible and the acting ones look a bit weird, but the dancing ones look great.

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2019, 09:25:01 AM »
I liked it. Sure, the James corden ones look absolutely fucking terrible and the acting ones look a bit weird, but the dancing ones look great.
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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2019, 09:27:31 AM »
No

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2019, 09:38:07 AM »
Fantastic! A film that is even going to creep out its one conceivable audience - furries.

Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2019, 09:42:28 AM »


OMFG, my nightmares are now haunted by the swan peoples!

And why do those swans have tits?

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2019, 09:53:43 AM »
Watched this again and I'm on board now

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« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2019, 10:26:58 AM »
I've sat here for possibly 21 minutes thinking about what to say, it varies from throwing acid, uppercuts, to eating my own eyes. This is the most horrific way to accept Satan is real.

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Re: oh fuck oh no look at this cats film
« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2019, 10:42:15 AM »


OMFG, my nightmares are now haunted by the swan peoples!

And why do those swans have tits?
Obvious troll attempt. These ballet women have not been CGI augmented to look completely nude and covered with realistic feathers and their faces haven't been pasted onto their bodies and they don't look like something that would come and sit on you in the night if you stole a haunted bell.