Quit my job didn't I

[alan nagsworth]

edit: nah, this info is irrelevant

[alan nagsworth]

Tell you what, drunk existential anxiety is the ONE!

[bgmnts]

I'm unemployed lol

[alan nagsworth]

Doesn't matter mate. If there's one thing I've learned many times before and will learn again so many times over, it's that sometimes no amount of happiness can stop you hating yourself. Me, I mean.

[Fishfinger]

I'm starting to think you fucked up all those places yourself.

[alan nagsworth]

Before I'm too pissed to pass out and wake up and not want to talk about it, just wanna say somewhere, here, that I'm super unhappy. Fucking nightmare.

[alan nagsworth]

I'm starting to think you fucked up all those places yourself.

I've not had an anus for two years mate there's no way I could produce or even acquire that much shit

[Fishfinger]

You're wonderful and it'll be ok. Loads of people here care about you.

[alan nagsworth]

Aye, I know. I've been happier posting here in the last few months than I have been in years. You people are fucking ace. I'll just never fathom how a person can be doing so many things right and yet one single thing can knock all of that down. It's bizarre, I think that will be a mystery I'll carry with me for the rest of my life.

[alan nagsworth]

Not that I'm a nonce or anything!!

[the]

Absorb the following songs in order

Eins
       Zwei
               Dry

[José]

you could always get a job as a retard masturbator and work from home.

[zomgmouse]

was it the satanism

[Brian Freeze]

You're a good lad Alan, chin up.

We need a new Managing Director. Deadline is today for applications so you've got till half four to fire something over.

[Buelligan]

Ah Nags, you're one of the best of us, like you said, odd isn't it how, even in the face of everything being absolutely fine, we can find the one thing that's not, concentrate on it and presto! heaven kno we're miserable now.  Have a little hug, have a little dance, think about all the good things that will fall right in your lap tomorrow.  Sunny as arse here.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What this lad needs...

... is a kick up the arse so hard, my foot will go right up your digestive tract and wiggle outcha mouth like a little, leather tongue

[touchingcloth]

After reviewing Mr Nagsworth's colonoscopy and endoscopy, my opinion is what what he needs is a kick up the arse so hard, my foot will go right up your digestive tract and wiggle outcha mouth like a little, leather tongue

Cursed.

[BlodwynPig]

Quit....to spend more time on Wimblewrong

[madhair60]

Want me to give them a ring, smooth things over

[thugler]

It'll be alright, probably for the best

[sponk]

I had about 15 jobs in about 20 months. None of which lasted more than 10 weeks. Got sacked after one day twice, and less than one week about four times. I rang HMRC to get some info about me and one of the security questions they ask to confirm your ID is about your work history and the very quiet, sedate woman on the phone said "okay sir can you just tell me the name of your last em-- JESUS CHRIST HOW MANY JOBS HAVE YOU HAD?? Sorry sir can you tell me your last employers name?" At least you're not me.

[alan nagsworth]

Ugh can we chuck this thread in the incinerator please

[Replies From View]

Ugh can we chuck this thread in the incinerator please

You need to choose the correct incinerator

[Jerzy Bondov]

BUCK UP

I hope this has been a help to you

[Puce Moment]

Hey Nags can I ask you something? Do you feel like this every summer? Like a depressive bio-rhythm or SDD?

My SDD manifests itself during the summer for lots of reasons I would rather not go into. It's brutal.

[sponk]

Ugh can we chuck this thread in the incinerator please

The incinerator is already full up with your hopes, dreams, and life chances mate

[checkoutgirl]

you could always get a job as a retard masturbator and work from home.

If retard masturbators could fly, CaB would be an airport lol.

[checkoutgirl]

Have a little hug, have a little dance

Get down tonight.

[alan nagsworth]

Hey Nags can I ask you something? Do you feel like this every summer? Like a depressive bio-rhythm or SDD?

My SDD manifests itself during the summer for lots of reasons I would rather not go into. It's brutal.

Nah man it's not really seasonal at all. Part of my emotional dial definitely shifts when the seasons change but it isn't really linked to my depression or self-loathing issues.

[Puce Moment]

Nah man it's not really seasonal at all. Part of my emotional dial definitely shifts when the seasons change but it isn't really linked to my depression or self-loathing issues.

Well, from my view that's a good thing because the summer is well aces, and you like festivals and stuff.

Self-loathing is an interesting one - it's hard to rewire the brain about all of that pooey baggage. It's so tricky to convince the mind otherwise. Even watching every doc in the Depressing Documentaries thread back-to-back should convince you that you are Top Man nice guy, but it doesn't work like that.