Comedians In Cars Getting Older

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Jeremy Seinfeld plus a comedian of your choosing to sit in a car for forty or so years for the purposes of filming a time-lapse video documenting their decay and (hopefully!) death.

Which comedian would you pick and what would you be praying for their time-lapse video to look like, in an ideal world?

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Will they be filmed pooing or will that be edited out?
If there's pooing, I'd like Brian Blessed to share the car with Jeremy.
I'd love to see JS's face as he tries to cope with a) the sight of BB's hairy mess of an arsehole, and b) the unearthly scent of a BB loaf.

I know Blessed isn't strictly a comedian, but he makes me laugh more than Peter Kay, so I want him to count.

Thank you

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It'll be a time-lapse video covering around forty years of aging and decay; in a standard one of these you may expect to utilise your pause button to catch the occasional frame with shitting in it.

But it's up to you, really.  Maybe you want to switch to real-time video whenever there is shitting?