The Golf

[Head Gardener]

it's on the telly but I can't be arsed with it, is a lack of golf threads here a good indication at general apathy?

[Endicott]

What to say? BBC only has highlights so I won't know anything about today's play until I get in from the pub and watch 'em later. So that's me out of this thread after I press post.

Great day for Shane Lowry yesterday. What to say about Rory? Who goes out to play an open without their swing? I dunno, I thought he'd learnt about pressure but playing The Open in N. Ireland, on the course where he took the course record with a 61 aged only 16, seems to have broken his mind. TTFN.

[sevendaughters]

there is no British Open in Northern Ireland. it did not happen this year.

[Endicott]

Amazing comeback effort, so near yet so far. One has to feel for the lad, Clive.

[BlodwynPig]

Amazing comeback effort, so near yet so far. One has to feel for the lad, Clive.

Good effort.... to get in the mix for places 30-52, ha ha ha. Hardly Woodsesque dreamtime. Been enough of these glorious sporting moments this year already

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

A truly ugly day...
Holmes E (12)

Golf is hard.

JB Holmes made a triple-bogey on 11 and a double on 12. That's five shots in two holes. He's stood behind the ropes taking shot after shot and is simply crossing fairways like he's delivering mail.

Poor fella is TEN over today. I've capped it up like the vidiprinter.

Holmes is 10 over (TEN). Love the vidiprinter

Didn't realise Golf live text did piss taking like this.

'Love the vidiprinter' is up there with most CaB content. So good.