Stubbing your penis on things

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I hate when I'm wandering around with my cock out and I stub it on a piece of furniture that happens to be in the way.  I wish there was some way to prevent it happening.

[Cuellar]

Burn all your furniture

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Won't that just make my penis catch on fire when it bumps into them?

[Cuellar]

Only if you don't preemptively set your penis on fire

so do that too

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Trying to

[Sebastian Cobb]

Hate it when I stub it on ur mum's cervix.

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Just stubbed my penis on the fucking doorframe, who even puts doorframes in?!

[Ferris]

Stubbed it on next-door's cat the other week, you wouldn't believe the aggro it caused.

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It's just too many things around the place

[Brian Freeze]

Have you not tried walking backwards?

[Sebastian Cobb]

Have you not tried walking backwards?

But then things stub your anus

[seepage]

just stubbed my penis on another penis then, seconds later, another penis. Flip's going on?

[Puce Moment]

Winter 1986. Snowing. Icy. Leaning across my wardrobe to get a pair of socks and my cunt-smasher touches a 7am, piping red hot radiator. Old chap looked like it ate ready brek.

1997. Late for work and desperately trying to iron a shirt in the nud.

[Bazooka]

A few years back, I was about to be sent down for fraud, sodomy, murder and the rest of the bad charges. Anyway, despite being guilty of all 311 charges, I passed the polygraph test, up until I only went and stubbed my knob into the machine, egg on my face to sat the least.