R.I.P Otto Mingehammer

[Pingers]

Sad to say, but Otto Mingehammer - legendary German porn actor and star of such classics as Das ist Gut, Ja? and Danach Wirst du Duschen Wollen ("You'll be Wanting a Shower After That") - has died at the age of 63, balls-deep in the family goat in Bavaria. I'm sure CaBers will have some fond memories to share.

[hamfist]

Shit. Fond memories of him in ,,Der Mann mit der Fotze in seinem Arsch" co-starring Inspektor Derrick's former Nazi megastar Horst Tappert.

Ach du Schande. Immer in unseren Herzen.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Rip Otty

Gedanken und Gebete

Wie gehen wieder

[a duncandisorderly]

I'll always remember him when he was at his wurst.

[Glebe]

He was a good egg. By which I mean he was literally an egg.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

He hammered das minge

[Pingers]

The only person to have his film called a "shower of shit" and take it as a compliment.

[sponk]

Met Otto Mingehammer at a charity do once. He was a boring cunt.

[popcorn]

Close the thread please mods. This is the fourth time (at least) that Otto has "died".

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

I loved Otto's re-emergence from under an absolute landfill of minge in the '03 classic Halten Sie Deutschland aufgeräumt. Honours shared with Stefan Muntcunter though tbf, who, as everyone would admit, really gave it some welly.

[Pingers]

Met Otto Mingehammer at a charity do once. He was a boring cunt.

He did a lot for charidee, Otto. I was once at a 'Charity Balls' event he was doing; it was called that because there was a series of auctions for charity (testicular cancer or something) and the winner of each auction would get Otto's balls emptied into their face. Seven times he managed it that night, not even Nutsack Jack could have done that. Legend.

[Cuellar]

Good riddance, hope he's in hell, or what passes for it in his diseased brain

[sponk]

He did a lot for charidee, Otto.

So did Jimmy Savile but he was a massive nonce too. Are you saying noncing is okay as long as you show up at a charity do occasionally?

[Pingers]

Disturbing news. There are rumours that Otto's death was not accidental. Apparently, an offshoot of Islamic State is claiming responsibility in retaliation for the pig scene in Race to the Bottom 4: Napoleon's Revenge. Hope it's not true.