Are there any stand up comedians on this forum?!

[biamuk]

Hi,

I have been doing the open mic circuit for the last 3 months now, and wondering if anyone else on this forum is also on the scene?

It would be great to swap contacts :-)

Simon

[Phoenix Lazarus]

(sardonic school teacher voice) Sooo, we have a comedian among us (folds arms and looks through narrowed eyes).

[Small Man Big Horse]

There's a few among us, and I used to do, but well, either a) It's a young man's game, Brian, and I am not a young man any more, or b) Eh, I got vaguely bearable but was never going to be great so quit while I was behind.

[DrGreggles]

Tried it for a bit, but I was fucking awful.

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

I'm funnier sitting down.

[gne]

And hilarious on your back.

[Tokyo van Ramming]

Hi Simon. I'm a comedian, look;

It would be great to swap contacts :-)

BUT THAT WOULD BE UNHYGIENIC!

[Twit 2]

I'm a successful stand up comedian but I don't want to talk about it

[bgmnts]

I can barely stand up for more than 10 minutes without intense foot pain. I'd make a shit stand up.

[McFlymo]

I can barely stand up for more than 10 minutes without intense foot pain. I'd make a shit stand up.

I'd be surprised if no one has ever tried a comedy act, where the stand up has to hop around the stage every now and then because of a sore foot. Maybe they could sit down occasionally, maybe limp across the stage from time to time.

Maybe a little more visually interesting than just fiddling with a mic stand.

[bgmnts]

I'd be surprised if no one has ever tried a comedy act, where the stand up has to hop around the stage every now and then because of a sore foot. Maybe they could sit down occasionally, maybe limp across the stage from time to time.

Maybe a little more visually interesting than just fiddling with a mic stand.

I was thinking more of a sit-down comedian, just take Ronnie Corbett's stories but replace the story with a comedy set.

[Deyv]

I'd sit down if I could; the world just seems to want folk like me to stand.

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I'm a successful stand up comedian but I don't want to talk about it

Quite understandable given your latest tax-dodge, Mr Dodd.

[ProvanFan]

I'm Donna McPhail

[McFlymo]

I'm Donna McPhail

From this here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_y45AVkU5E
"Her ideal man was anyone who cried when she looked at him"
Class!

[Captain Z]

I'll swap you my Tim Minchin's make up artist for an Avalon PR assistant.

[Spiny Norman]

Hi,

I have been doing the open mic circuit for the last 3 months now, and wondering if anyone else on this forum is also on the scene?

It would be great to swap contacts :-)

Simon

I'd ask them to stand up if they weren't already.

[biamuk]

That's great! Well, I'll keep an eye out for them then :-)

[imitationleather]

This poster https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=6 is Ricky Gervais.

[peteprodge]

I do it from time to time. Was running about five regular comedy clubs at this point last year, outside of the day job, which is exhausting.

I progressed from the open spot level to some paid work, as I got out of the typical 'middle aged male talking about online pr0n' schtick and did a bizarre yet affable character. To cut a long story short, I pretend to be a moronic Wetherspoons' barmaid.