Video game dinner party.

[bgmnts]

Okay so you're hosting a dinner party and you're inviting six video game characters. Who do you invite?

Food and drink is all taken care of, so plenty of whatever those balls are Pacman eats.

[Thursday]

Not fucking Kirby, I'll tell you that much.

[Consignia]

I'd invite:

• L block (from videogames' Tetris ©️)
• J block (from videogames' Tetris ©️)
• I block (from videogames' Tetris ©️)
• T block (from videogames' Tetris ©️)
• S block (from videogames' Tetris ©️)
• Z block (from videogames' Tetris ©️)

I'd leave out O block though. Just wouldn't fit in.

[kittens]

jerome baldino from LBA2 so i can fuck his trunk
the big cow from black and white so i can get up in his udders and fuck them
an unending stream of lemmings from lemmings so i can lead them all up my leg and into my ass hole
gruntilda from banjo kazooie when she's in her sexy form (in order to fuck)
any one of the racist portrayals of prostitutes from gta 3
birdo from super mario so i can fuck his (?) trunk (?)

[Blue Jam]

GLaDOS. I wouldn't trust her to bring a dessert though.

[biggytitbo]

Monty Mole and Pyramid head.

[Blue Jam]

Monty Mole and Pyramid head.

Ding Junhui from out of Snooker 19?

[Golden E. Pump]

Triss Merrigold.

[Thursday]

Gordon Freeman
Link
Chell
Crono
Doomguy
The Chosen Undead

[Blue Jam]

Sigrun Engel

[kittens]

get wario to drive a car up my ass

[Space ghost]

I'll have the survivors from L4D2, 2B and John Marston.

[biggytitbo]

Ding Junhui from out of Snooker 19?

He's for afters.

[Blue Jam]

He's for afters.

Alright then, I'm having Beefcake McStevens from Super Mega Baseball 2 as the main.

[Consignia]

On that note, if some of the Tetris blocks have prior engagements, I want to substitute Bobson Dugnutt and Sleve McDichael from Fighting Baseball.

[magval]

My mum's next-door neighbour was a playable character in a 2004 snooker game.

Wouldn't invite him though. An odd cunt.

[Noonling]

[Al Tha Funkee Homosapien]

Hayden Pennyfeather from FIFA 17 so he can tell some riveting refereeing anecdotes.

[Bazooka]

Diddy Kong, cheap dinner party, just give him  bananas, tell him to get in his barrel and fuck off.

[Ferris]

[Jerzy Bondov]

2B from Nier and I'd say I invited some others but they all cancelled last minute so it's just us sorry, better not let this bottle of Lidl wine go to waste though eh? Can a robot get drunk

[The Boston Crab]

Morrigan from Darkstalkers
Quiet from MGSV
Mai Shiranui from King of Fighters
Nine from BlazBlue
Solange from Code of Princess
Kawase Umihara from Sayonara Umihara Kawase

[Goldentony]

I reckon shagging Toad would be worth a go

[The Boston Crab]

Chip from Chip's Challenge is a rentboy now but dead cheap. We could have him for afters.

[Mister Six]

Chip from Chip's Challenge is a rentboy now but dead cheap. We could have him for afters.

Cheap as Chip?

[Jerzy Bondov]

Ryo from Shenmue going 'I see' when I tell him stuff, good facts I've read on CookdandBombd about Jeremy Corbyn

[Misspent Boners]

Michael Jackson from the Michael Jackson Megadrive game
Vicar Amelia
A Tetris column
A Columns column
Lord British
Messi

[Bazooka]

Frogger, the frog from Frogger, can dispatch of any flies that land on the food.

[Cerys]

Auron
Brynjolf
Lara
Guybrush
Nicole Collard
Pyramid Head

[Jerzy Bondov]

Croc
Jersey Devil
Gex
Cool Spot
Darth Vader