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Video game dinner party.
« on: July 21, 2019, 02:14:07 PM »
Okay so you're hosting a dinner party and you're inviting six video game characters. Who do you invite?

Food and drink is all taken care of, so plenty of whatever those balls are Pacman eats.

Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2019, 02:40:46 PM »
Not fucking Kirby, I'll tell you that much.

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2019, 03:03:48 PM »
I'd invite:

  • L block (from videogames' Tetris ©️)
  • J block (from videogames' Tetris ©️)
  • I block (from videogames' Tetris ©️)
  • T block (from videogames' Tetris ©️)
  • S block (from videogames' Tetris ©️)
  • Z block (from videogames' Tetris ©️)

I'd leave out O block though. Just wouldn't fit in.

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2019, 04:00:28 PM »
jerome baldino from LBA2 so i can fuck his trunk
the big cow from black and white so i can get up in his udders and fuck them
an unending stream of lemmings from lemmings so i can lead them all up my leg and into my ass hole
gruntilda from banjo kazooie when she's in her sexy form (in order to fuck)
any one of the racist portrayals of prostitutes from gta 3
birdo from super mario so i can fuck his (?) trunk (?)

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2019, 04:20:56 PM »
GLaDOS. I wouldn't trust her to bring a dessert though.

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2019, 04:30:34 PM »
Monty Mole and Pyramid head.

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2019, 04:33:55 PM »
Monty Mole and Pyramid head.

Ding Junhui from out of Snooker 19?

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2019, 04:51:09 PM »
Triss Merrigold.

Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2019, 05:29:00 PM »
Gordon Freeman
Link
Chell
Crono
Doomguy
The Chosen Undead

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2019, 06:10:47 PM »
Sigrun Engel

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2019, 06:31:00 PM »
get wario to drive a car up my ass

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2019, 06:54:49 PM »
I'll have the survivors from L4D2, 2B and John Marston.

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2019, 10:08:28 PM »
Ding Junhui from out of Snooker 19?


He's for afters.

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2019, 10:25:22 PM »

He's for afters.

Alright then, I'm having Beefcake McStevens from Super Mega Baseball 2 as the main.

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2019, 10:33:41 PM »
On that note, if some of the Tetris blocks have prior engagements, I want to substitute Bobson Dugnutt and Sleve McDichael from Fighting Baseball.

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2019, 10:57:51 PM »
My mum's next-door neighbour was a playable character in a 2004 snooker game.

Wouldn't invite him though. An odd cunt.

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Re: Video game dinner party.
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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2019, 07:59:03 AM »
Hayden Pennyfeather from FIFA 17 so he can tell some riveting refereeing anecdotes.

Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2019, 07:36:07 AM »
Diddy Kong, cheap dinner party, just give him  bananas, tell him to get in his barrel and fuck off.

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2019, 07:45:44 AM »

Jerzy Bondov

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2019, 01:24:28 PM »
2B from Nier and I'd say I invited some others but they all cancelled last minute so it's just us sorry, better not let this bottle of Lidl wine go to waste though eh? Can a robot get drunk

Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2019, 10:51:41 PM »
Morrigan from Darkstalkers
Quiet from MGSV
Mai Shiranui from King of Fighters
Nine from BlazBlue
Solange from Code of Princess
Kawase Umihara from Sayonara Umihara Kawase

Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2019, 11:02:17 PM »
I reckon shagging Toad would be worth a go

Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2019, 11:06:13 PM »
Chip from Chip's Challenge is a rentboy now but dead cheap. We could have him for afters.

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2019, 02:10:50 AM »
Chip from Chip's Challenge is a rentboy now but dead cheap. We could have him for afters.

Cheap as Chip?

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #25 on: July 26, 2019, 08:33:20 AM »
Ryo from Shenmue going 'I see' when I tell him stuff, good facts I've read on CookdandBombd about Jeremy Corbyn

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« Reply #26 on: July 26, 2019, 08:44:10 AM »
Michael Jackson from the Michael Jackson Megadrive game
Vicar Amelia
A Tetris column
A Columns column
Lord British
Messi

Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #27 on: July 26, 2019, 10:33:40 AM »
Frogger, the frog from Frogger, can dispatch of any flies that land on the food.

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #28 on: July 26, 2019, 11:26:06 AM »
Auron
Brynjolf
Lara
Guybrush
Nicole Collard
Pyramid Head

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Re: Video game dinner party.
« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2019, 11:34:10 AM »
Croc
Jersey Devil
Gex
Cool Spot
Darth Vader